vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
Topic:
A Cowboy at the Pearly Gates
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Couple of minutes ago." |
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
We've had beautiful weather the last week or so...80's nearly everyday...This morning it's 37 ad the high will be only upper 40's...I LOVE Springtime
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
Topic:
Rise and Shine - part 13
That's pretty exciting Carole
Good morning y'all 
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
Topic:
Rise and Shine - part 13
QUOTE: Having a dream about my ex sure would wake me up. I would need some strong coffee so I would make sure I was awake. That way I could realize it was only a dream. And the hot coffee would stop the shivering. It wasn't real. It was only a dream. Good morning.
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
QUOTE: oh my, is it april fools day? i didn't notice 
Poor baby!!! |
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: It's April's Fool Day 
Now I can tell ya..I have that Easter Bunny hostage! 
I knew it was you!!!! 
Mother Nature sure knows it April Fools day, high winds and a blizzard here. 
Guess I really can't blame that darn bunny for staying in Texas. ME???? I said 'April Fools!!! 
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
crazy like fox
Edited by vivian2981 on Mon 04/01/13 05:07 AM
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
Topic:
Rise and Shine - part 13
Hey y'all
Coffee is good this April Fool Day. I woke up dreaming about my ex..  Then I realized today is his birthday
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
APRIL FOOL !!!!!
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
It's April's Fool Day
Now I can tell ya..I have that Easter Bunny hostage!
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
QUOTE: I think one of you us guilty of holding him hostage and keeping my chocolate . Not me 
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Happy Easter everybody 
Did the Easter bunny come see you? He TOTALLY ignored me! 
No!!!!!!!!I think he still hanging out in Texas...where its warm. He's not in Amherst. Maybe Joe, Glenda, Carol and Ese have him in South Texas. If he's in Dallas he's sweating...hey, wait a minute, how do we know hte Easter Bunny is a he? Personal preference
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Happy Easter everybody
Did the Easter bunny come see you? He TOTALLY ignored me!
No!!!!!!!!I think he still hanging out in Texas...where its warm. He's not in Amherst. Maybe Joe, Glenda, Carol and Ese have him in South Texas. |
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
QUOTE: Happy Easter everybody
Did the Easter bunny come see you? He TOTALLY ignored me!
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: 
Keeps her OUT of trouble. 
You're kidding right??? Carol can get into trouble anywhere she's at Ya know I love ya Carol!!
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
Really??? the rain passed us by....again
 But it's certainly in the 80's
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
Morning Carol
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
Topic:
Rise and Shine - part 13
Morning y'all
Happy Easter! 
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
QUOTE: Good Mornin Texas
Jesus has risen, Happy Easter everyone
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vivian2981
Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 35721 |
Morning Carol. Happy Easter
Sorry you have to work! |