teens all the way

they are tighter.




and struggle less

as a brit this whole thing makes me laugh.

it seems the us has a problem with mental cases getting a gun and killing innocent groups of unsuspecting people.

none of you want to relinquish your guns because its your god given right to have protection against these mental murderers who pose a threat because they have guns.

so the argument against removeing guns from the us is that you need them to protect yourselves, against people who have guns!

obviously you cant irradicate the threat by "removing" the mental cases, as its very hard to know who is a mental gun slinging muderer and who is just from the south.

maybe you should give guns to kids so they can also protect themselves.

and the anti gun crowd making themselves look stupid by using the wrong names for guns?. yep, dem da stoopid ones.

guns dont kill people, people who want to kill people... kill people.

you cant remove the insane and angry. but you could make weapons harder to get hold of.

genital crabs

gotta love em

probably twice





depends how tired i was

i'd definatly do you.

man your a stud.
forget the haters and show us lovers your boobs


show us ya boobs, show us ya boobs, show us ya boobs, show us ya boobs, show us ya boobs,

i just follow the female trash collectors, construction workers, waitresses...ect home, and watch them through their windows. somtimes you get to see em naked, somtimes you gets arrested.
but its always a fun day out

i find it disturbing. dont get me wrong, each to their own and all that.
but its clearly a problem deep inside your brain wich makes you want to put a lead on a cat.

i suggest psychiatry

i went back 3 pages

honestly, you're all varying degrees of ugly

quote
I like smart but pretty girls just like me


so you're a smart pretty girl?

try writing your profile again, it just doesnt read very well.

got to find a nice guy, as only meeting nasty guys. yet offering photos and phone number on profile.


im going to put my kneck on the line and say you wont attract a deacent man.

schindlers list

now im craving watermelon

dude. i hate women, they are so bloody annoying.

you are never right you have no chance of ever being right or getting aknowlegment from her that you have ever been right or that she has ever been wrong.

you have a child together and you clearly didnt want it to end. its a tough call but i say you cant regret trying, only not trying. she IS a biotch for what shes done but your the onlyone who will miss out if its over. just dont let her know that you know that.

give it everything youve got and at the end of the day you can hold your head up and say "i did all that i could have done" and your daughter will enevitably see that one day too.

boobies are great
boobies are fun
i like to lick boobies
with my tounge

in the middle a nipple
like an island of pleasure
around the odd ripple
we finger surf for leisure




some men will lie
and say its the bum
but we all know
its boobs that are fun

big bouncy mellons
like two naughty fellons
surgerys not needed
to achive perfect cleavage



we love them the same
great big bazookers
or small pert and tame
we just love hooters
its the way we were made

so make a mans day
and jiggle them
his wa`hey

my advise is whine about it.

girls love a whiner.



but dont take my advise

im not far from southampton.

want to drive your cooper up here and take my mrs out?

itll be a mini adventure.






seriously tho, please come and get her

im with a woman.

you cant get more forigner than that.

i never know what shes talking about and to get my point across i generally just shout and wave my arms around.

You are definatly a fisherman.