lmfao i always loved this joke

If I were her I'd take time off work and go to him around his time for vacation and try and go with him payin my own way!! And if he still says no then definately somethings up!! But I have never been in a relationship where my man wanted to go on vacation w/o me!! So idk

Lmfao now there's a "shitty way" to launder money!!

Lmfao
If I could sneeze pixie dust I would sprinkle it on the ground and hopefully grow a field of mary jane plants!!!

Its gonna be a long *** boring day in the heat I have to take a 6hr greyhound ride across state...

It was actually 150,000 the police later told me the man was extremely HIGH on PCP

I had to taze this guy one time and he musta been high on something cuz no matter where I tazed him it had no effect so finally I decided to taze him on the bridge of his nose and I had to keep zappin him there till the police arrived needless to say by the time I was done the man was bleeding pretty bad I only told u this cuz I know for a fact that tazers have a different effect on each individual so remember that not everyone is gonna have or feel its effects!!

Seriously where is everyone? Im gettin kinda lonely here!!!

Jump in the lake is exactly what I did!! It was too hot to go there and just look at it!! Now im home and hot as hell....

Im at the lake its almost 100 degrees outside!!

Goodmorning everyone!!!

Im baaack

What do u consider normal? Cuz everyones definition of normal is different!!

it sucks I hate it and its only gonna get worse with the economy like it is

seems to be like that everywhere u go now

ya its beautiful if u look past the homeless and the drugdealers on almost every corner

this time zone is cool but the weather is off the hook i hate seattle rain

ya the last guy i tazed was bleeding hella bad!!!

right on