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Pata gurl... You take that handsome fella there back over to the smooching thread cause Granny done got this now....
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Topic:
Confessions
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I confess that 99% of how and what I post can't be taken seriously....
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Can I psycho~babble ya for fitty cents?....
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Topic:
Inappropriate picture
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<---Ok, not this one, but I got another picture in my profile in black tank tops doing the same thing (holding weights) and I posted that as a secondary picture in another profile somewhere else (not in mingle). (this one for those who don't wanna click) http://assets.mingle2.com/images/users/12/59/782366_3281.jpg?1277137331 It has a "waiting for approval" time so I just noticed that it got rejected saying "inappropriate picture"  Is it ? Why?   Wait just a daggone minute here.  Are you sayin you are cheatin on us with other dating sites?  Forget "innappropriate picture" status .. How bout (((((((((((((((( CHEATER  ))))))))))))))))  I was so focused on playing "find the penis" that I missed this small tidbit of information...  Good catch Fade2Black....
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Yes !! And for the one low price of 29.99 we will even throw in a life time supply of Mr.Bubbles at no extra cost !! But wait !! There's more....
Porcupine Pie and Fruity Blue Cheese are the main ingredients of what song? |
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Depends on how you look at it....
If you recline in a lazy-boy chair are you vertizontal?... |
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I don't know, what if we did fire the tailgater?...
Bry, so nice to see you again...  Did you hear about the Canadian that went off in the bush after two yanks?...
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Topic:
fakativity
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Chit, I have enough problems being me let alone trying to pretend to be someone else...
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Cause silly, cake are round and pi are squared....
 If there's no gravity in space then why do chicken's have lips??... |
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Topic:
Inappropriate picture
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who knows, but it is a nice shot. There got to be a reason...I mean come on..I got a tank top on..so I'm not half naked..so what the hell..what those people, whoever filter these things found so "inappropriate" ?  The lighting makes the background look like a penis. After careful studying of this picture for 5 full minutes I decided to really check this out.. So I down loaded it to my computer and enlarged it... I played with the color, changed the contrast and anything else that I could think of and not once did I see a penis.....  Nice pic by the way...
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Raincoats, turncoats, it's all about beans....
How come men's under~roos have a big hole at the front but the longjohns have a big hole at the back?...
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Topic:
Burn Babay Burn
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Fires were lit and many danced about to mark the Solstice...
 Blessings Ladylid...
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No, because there are no bones in ice cream.....
How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house??... |
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Topic:
Kiss Or Run - part 11
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Big ol' girly smooch for Becky... How ya doing gurl?? doing great! thanks....... Hope all is well on your end! * gets up and has a look... Yup, my 'end' is doing well, thank you very much... Now if you will excuse me, I see someone that I haven't smooched yet.... Kayak... Granny smooch for ya... 
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Topic:
Kiss Or Run - part 11
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Big ol' girly smooch for Becky...
How ya doing gurl?? |
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Topic:
Kiss Or Run - part 11
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Come to Momma....
Nice to see your 'mug' out there Tribbles...
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Topic:
women
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*where's my popcorn eating smiley when I need it?... Share??  Thanks MG.... Now send in the clowns....
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Topic:
women
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*where's my popcorn eating smiley when I need it?...
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Topic:
Kiss Or Run - part 11
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Big Motherly ( or grandmotherly
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Topic:
forks and knives
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Just eat your soup with soup spoon and not a regular spoon, use a steak knife to cut your steak and don't use a steak knife to eat butter your toast, and if you get a hamburger the heck with the utensils  Those soups are more like shovels. I use the teaspoon. Them soup spoons are like shovels so that you can sluuurp your soup and every one hear how much you are enjoying your 'fine dining'.... 
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