Waz Up Girl?

Army

Well I thought about the army
Dad said, Son you're ****in' high
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice
Three sad semesters
It was only 15 grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead

Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-fil-a
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May
And in June reformed without me
And they'd got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame, oh....

Been thinkin' a lot today
Been thinkin' a lot today

Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay
Oh, I think I'll take it to L.A.
Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday

Ah, ****

In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
God please spare me more rejection
'Cause my peers they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I thought about the army...

"Green Corn"

Sometimes I think of all the places
I don't wanna go
Then I think of all the things
That I never wanna do
And when I think of all the people
That I never wanna meet
I close my eyes and go to sleep

Tully, baby, you're trapped
Behind your golden bars
I'm the prince of poverty
I hang around in bars
Your life's a Mercedes,
A mansion with a pool
My life's on a bus stop
Just waiting for some fuel

Your obviousness disgusts me
I see thru your macho lies
I'll fight everything you stand for
There's something in your purse baby,
My head is getting sore
Maybe what we had was just green corn

Heart of Glass

Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a heart of
glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find mucho mistrust.
Love's gone behind.

Once I had a love and it was divine.
Soon found out I was losing my mind.
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind.
Mucho mistrust.
Love's gone behind.

In between what I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing.
There's no peace of mind if I fear I'm losing you.
It's just no good, you teasing like you do.

Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a heart of
glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find mucho mistrust.
Love's gone behind.

Lost inside adorable illusion and I cannot hide.
I'm the one you're using please don't push me aside.
We could make it cruising, yeah.

Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light

Ooo ooo ooo whoa
OO ooo ooo whoa
OO ooo ooo whoa
OO ooo ooo whoa

Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out to be a pain in the
ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find mucho mistrust.
Love's gone behind.

OO ooo ooo whoa
OO ooo ooo whoa
OO ooo ooo whoa
OO ooo ooo whoa

I Hope It works ... Too

White Men in Black Suits

I am just a boy
working in a record store
yes i moved to san francisco
just to see what i could be

i am a loser geek
crazy with an evil streak
yes i do believe
there is a
violent thing
inside of me

she is just a girl
she is doing what she can
she dances topless
when she's not playing in her band

such a pretty girl
happy in an ugly place
watching all the pretty people
doing lots of ugly things

i think it's getting better for the two of us
yes i think it's getting better
almost everyday
i could give a damn for what those people say

all i want to do
is lose myself in your room
all you want is just
a slow**** in the afternoon

i still see those scary guys
when i am all alone at night
i kiss the ring you gave me
then i swing with all my might

i think it's getting better for the two of us
i think it's getting easier for you and me to agree
that the white men in the black suits
they are diminishing
yes i think they are diminishing
yes i think that they diminish you
and they diminish me
i think they are diminishing
you know sometimes i hear those people say. . .

yeah she takes a bus
over to the northside of the city
she goes to work
stripping for the
rich white men

and the words they give her
make her feel so soft and pretty
she wears them
but they never ever seem to fit

yes i think it's getting better for the two of us
yes i think it's getting better in the worst way
i refuse to be afraid of almost anyone
afraid of all the things they do
or the words that they say

let's live the way we want to live
and hope they go away

i really hope they go away
i really hope they find a nice place
i hope they find it somewhere
i hope they go away

i can hear those people say. . .

For Someone I Know ...

Just Like Heaven

Show me
show me
show me
how you do that trick
the one that makes me scream
she said
the one that makes me laugh
she said
and threw her arms around my neck

show me how you do it
and i promise you
i promise that i'll run away with you
i'll run away with you

spinning on that dizzy edge
i kissed her face and kissed her head
and dreamed of all the different ways i had
to make her glow
why are you so far away?
she said
why won't you ever know that i'm in love with you?
that i'm in love with you?

you
soft and only
you
lost and lonely
you
strange as angels
dancing in the deepest oceans
twisting in the water
you're just like a dream...
you're just like a dream...

daylight licked me into shape
i must have been asleep for days
and moving lips to breathe her name
i opened up my eyes
and found myself alone
alone
alone
above a raging sea
that stole the only girl i loved
and drowned her deep inside of me

you
soft and only
you
lost and lonely
you
just like heaven

When I Come Around


I heard you crying loud,
all the way across town
You've been searching for that someone,
and it's me out on the prowl
As you sit around feeling sorry for yourself
Well Don't get lonely now
And Dry your whining eyes
I'm just roaming for the moment
Sleazin' my back yard so don't get so uptight
you been thinking about ditching me

No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around

I heard it all before
So don't knock down my door
I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser
to try and slag me down because I know you're right
So go do what you like
Make sure you do it wise
You may find out that your selfdoubt means nothing
was ever there

You can't go forcing something if it's just
not right

No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around

No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around

When I come around
When I come around
When I come around

Breathe Your Name


It's every day
I'm in this place
I feel this way
I feel the same
It's every day
I'm in this place
I feel this way
I feel the same

Is it all inside my head
Is it all inside my head
I view the list
And take my pick
I view my fate
And make a choice
'Cause it's nobody else's but mine

But you're in my heart
I can feel your beat
And you move my mind
From behind the wheel
When I lose control
I can only breathe your name
I can only breathe your name

So many days within this race
I need the truth
I need some grace
I need the path
To find my place
I need some truth
I need some grace
The part of you
That's part of me
Will never die
Will never leave
And it's nobody else's but mine

You are in my heart
I can feel your beat
And you move my mind
From behind the wheel
When I lose control
I can only breathe your name
I can only breathe your name

You'll view the list
And take your pick
You'll view my fate
And make a choice
'Cause I'm nobody else's but yours

And you're in my heart
I can feel you're beat
And you move my mind
From behind the wheel
When I lose control
I can only breathe your name

'Cause you're in my heart
I can feel your beat
And you move my mind
From behind the wheel
When I lose control
I can only breathe your name
I can only breathe your name
I can only breathe your name
I can only breathe your name

The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite

This here is the place I will be staying
There isn't a number. You can call the pay phone
Let it ring a long, long, long, long time
If I don't pick up, hang up, call back, let it ring some more
If I don't pick up, pick up. The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a
coil


Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her

There are scratches all around the coin slot
Like a heartbeat, baby, trying to wake up,
But this machine can only swallow money
You can't lay a patch by computer design
It's just a lot of stupid, stupid signs

Tell her,
Tell her she can kiss my ass, then laugh and say that you were only
kidding
That way she'll know that it's really, really, really, really me, me

Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her

Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me
Today I need something more sub-sub-sub-substantial
A can of beans or blackeyed peas, some Nescafe and ice,
A candy bar, a falling star, or a reading of Doctor Seuss

Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her

The cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way,
Always had a smile and a reason to pretend
But their world has flat backgrounds and little need to sleep but to
dream
The sidewinder sleeps on his back

Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up, call me when you try to wake her
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up, call me when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up, call me when you try to wake her

We've got to moogie, moogie, move on this one

To Myself ...


Estranged


When you're talkin to yourself
And nobody's home
You can fool yourself
You came in this world alone
(Alone)

So nobody ever told you baby
How it was gonna be
So what'll happen to you baby
Guess we'll have to wait and see
One, two

Old at heart but I'm only 28
And I'm much too young
To let love break my heart
Young at heart but it's getting much too late
To find ourselves so far apart


I don't know how you're s'posed
To find me lately
An what more could you ask from me
How could you say that I never needed you
When you took everything
Said you took everything from me


Young at heart an it gets so hard to wait
When no one I know can seem to help me now
Old at heart but I musn't hesitate
If I'm to find my own way out


Still talkin' to myself and nobody's home
(Alone)


So nobody ever told us baby
How it was gonna be
So what'll happen to us baby
Guess we'll have to wait and see


When I find out all the reasons
Maybe I'll find another way
Find another day
With all the changing seasons of my life
Maybe I'll get it right next time
An now that you've been broken down
Got your head out of the clouds
You're back down on the ground
And you don't talk so loud
An you don't walk so proud
Any more, and what for


Well I jumped into the river too many times
to make it home
I'm out here on my own, an drifting all alone
If it doesn't show give it time
To read between the lines
'Cause I see the storm getting closer
And the waves they get so high
Seems everything We've ever known's here
Why must it drift away and die


I'll never find anyone to replace you
Guess I'll have to make it thru, this time
Oh this time
Without you


I knew the storm was getting closer
And all my friends said I was high
But everything we've ever known's here
I never wanted it to die

Zombie

Ella no me entendio
Ella no me creyo
Se fue sin avisar
Para no volver mas
Su perfume quedo
Sobre mi piel ayer
Pensar que alguna vez
Ella me hablo de amor

La noche llena mi copa otra vez
Corro al abismo y su sombra vi desaparecer

Camino como un zombie
Me muevo como un zombie
Camino como un zombie
Me muevo como un zombie

Dificil es pensar
Dificil de olvidar
Palabras de verdad
Que matan al pasar
Ya no te quiero ver
Ya no te quiero amar
Se que alguna vez
Te arrepentiras

Y en este infierno mi mente se quemo
Corro al abismo y su sombra desaparecio

Camino como un zombie
Me muevo como un zombie
Camino como un zombie
Me muevo como un zombie

La noche llena mi copa otra vez
Corro al abismo y su sombra vi desaparecer

Camino como un zombie
Me muevo como un zombie
Camino como un zombie
Me muevo como un zombie

Camino como un zombie

Me muevo como un zombie

Camino como un zombie

Me muevo como un zombie

Who's got the coffee? ... morning

Yeah it would be nice

Cuz i can't cook for s...

Damn Dana ... *looking for tissues*

Screw it ... i'll grab another beer

Yeah ...

What goes around comes around

Ten times harder

It's all good Miguel

You're still cool in my book

That's it sis , *****-slap Miguel for that comment

A quick beer,ah sis?

Sweet