Fine, you win. You beat me to it.

*just waits for someone to make a bowel joke*

Goodness, I'll be having nightmares now

A soul. Anyone in there? Kidding ;)

If it was, I wouldn't bother having friend's, family, or pets. Love is something unseen. Only you and the other person can feel it.

This just confirms what a rubbish flirt I really am. I will never win *sigh* :(

Hi. Don't let my rolling head put you off. I sometimes I like to use it as a spare bowling ball :)

'Beavis & Butthead Do America'. It never fails to have me rolling around with laughter. Though, who actually rolls around while laughing? Now that would be a sight to see

Ah, another question that's been asked by thousands before you asked it. Moany, droney, whiney threads.

Very true. Welcome :)

Oh let me see, if I feel an attraction towards her, I just basically invite her to my house for coffee. "Coffee" :D

Well dearie, it's not like you signed a contract, so you are always free to leave. If it bothers you that much, throw your keyboard outta the window (the new rock 'n' roll thang :D). Actually, throwing your keyboard outta your window may get you attention. I must go try that on my neighbours ;)

Because most of these so called "expert's" normally have a book to sell. You can almost gaurantee it. I think maturity is all that's really needed. Not all of that arguing. As for dating articles, they slipped people a good one.

More like they vow to do what's necessary for THEMSELVE'S. They always do.

I spilt my cup of Coffee on his carpet. He made a big fuss about it, yet hell, it's just coffee for gods sake. He had me in tear's as I went to get some carpet cleaner from his cupboard. He was so aggressive, but then sheepishly volunteered to clean it up himself. Moody git. Never dated HIM again.

Either they truly believed everything you wrote down, or they were lacking wit sensor's :) I think only dr's with a sense of humor should be hired, because the really moody one's tend to scare off little children, and me. I spent a few minutes explaining to one, why I was unable to have a blood test, he then got really angry. And they think THE PATIENT'S need chill pills? What about the dr's who could do with a few themselves?

Dude, does this mean you're turning gay now? :O

Or invest in something really big, like a house :)

A piano wouldn't suffice, would it? They're impossible to carry around. . They only travel in vans. Oh, and drumkit's? Well, just imagine the noise if you fell over .

*sigh* I'm having this exact same trouble trying find myself a good woman.