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Tue 10/25/16 01:10 PM
It means you are eating too many baked beans ohwell


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Tue 10/25/16 12:36 PM
hokey pokey while

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Tue 10/25/16 12:28 PM
but then everyone

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Tue 10/25/16 12:09 PM
topped with delicious

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Tue 10/25/16 12:05 PM
Ed Ucation ohwell

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Tue 10/25/16 12:03 PM
with peanut butter

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Tue 10/25/16 11:15 AM
and only ate

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Tue 10/25/16 10:58 AM
Edited by bnelson1225 on Tue 10/25/16 11:05 AM

A woman told me once that you could tell how good a guy is in bed by the way he opens a door.

I asked her how.
She said if he fumbles he's likely to fumble in bed.
If he opens it quickly it's likely to be over quickly in bed.
If he opens it slow and smooth it's likely to be slow and smooth in bed.

She said 'show me how you open doors'

I licked the handle first.


Ahhhh, there's were I have been going wrong. I grasp the handle firmly and give it a quick pull ohwell

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Tue 10/25/16 10:15 AM
who were very

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Tue 10/25/16 08:59 AM
I want a massage therapist license happy

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Tue 10/25/16 08:58 AM
fans got very

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Tue 10/25/16 08:36 AM
beaned the ump

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Tue 10/25/16 08:19 AM
pitcher who forgot

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Tue 10/25/16 08:13 AM
wore Hooters outfits

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Tue 10/25/16 08:10 AM
the umps really

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Tue 10/25/16 08:07 AM
had an almost

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Tue 10/25/16 08:05 AM

what happened to the men who opend doors for a lady

Men are very..in the moment.
They opened the door, then probably walked through it.
Then wonder what's keeping you.


One of my favorite moments is holding the door open for a lady, walking in in behind her and enjoying the view blushing

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Tue 10/25/16 07:42 AM
late late show

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Tue 10/25/16 07:41 AM
Because their last movie flopped!

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

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Tue 10/25/16 07:12 AM
I have the urge to give a neck to shoulder massage shades