At least he came up with a clever lie.. He was really going to take another girl out on a date later

It would say, Warning: spanking make me horny

lol

I hate you!

Oh come on man, I love to lie about everything on here. Thats why its the internet, no one is ever going to meet me from here, so whats the big deal?



If you got the money, I will ice the fools who lied to you!

I dont think there is such a thing as a soulmate. Its more of a closer compatability you have met than others, thats why it feels like you met your soulmate. For those who believe in it, don't fear, I think there is more than 1 soulmate out there for you.

If I had a soul... who would wanna mate with it anyways?

I have been watching what everyone was saying hoping someone would come up with a decent answer.. So far women dont think much of men, and men are goofing off about the answer.. I cant believe Im going to be serious either but so far this is the best answer.

If a woman asks about where a mans place is... the answer better have something to do with her, cuz she wants to know about her.

This is the way I get around it too

Last girl I was seeing told me she loved me, All I could say was " Im into you too"

Been there, had that.. Not only will you have 1 woman ruining your life, if they get together you will have 2 then

Wow.. And I thought Wisconsin was bad... The women here are all men haters

I agree!! But I want to put in my 4 cents and say.. Dont show off your children.. Not that attractive

Thought you were straight to the point but I feel like it still doesnt tell enough

Damn it... And he ate all my Skittles!

He is the one who is hacking into my computer stealing all my internet porn

I'll keep you company

I was horny before but the double mint twins came over

I got married while I was on leave. Got married in my uniform and didnt follow any rules or guide lines, Just looked like a retard standing at Parade rest the whole time.

Good luck on your marrige, Its tough being an Army wife