stop it!

O.O

i bet your pie's delicious.

fine.

torgo,
i'm no feedee.

maybe later.

feed me.

much better.
no more flood warning.

stop it.
i don't want to touch myself right now.

filthy things with beards.
O.O

what would i do without you?

beards.
(x
and girls with nice *****.

this year's was not to touch my hair.
no color or cutting.
i did it!
i'm chopping it and killing it again january first.
(x
i believe i'm going vegan this year.
hopefully.
maybe.
when cheese stops being so delicious.

might as well give a warning.

don't piss off a bipolar chick who's on her period.
just.
don't.

i loathe goatees with a fiery passion.
they make me want to cry.

you look hideous as of now.

i'm a pogonophile,
so i'm quite on the extreme side.
a beard is required if i'm going to be having sex with you.
unless you've a vag.
long scraggly beards are the worst.
if you lack good genes,
my condolences.
i don't like any type of facial hair except for a full beard and full beard with mustache.
everything else is just confusing.

name a guy who looks bad with facial hair.

i did the sit with a stranger for lunch thing.
no one was ever too surprised.
they were completely fine with it,
and we talked as if we were friends.
i was the one who found it strange since i'm so used to being alone.
there was a guy in my class who peed in front of his lacrosse team.
after practice they were all just standing around,
and he just peed while wearing his shorts.
everyone was grossed out.
the professor was quite impressed.