Somebody had to tell you.

Lucky pig.

Wow, I wasn't aware that they could do that. Hold their breath for forty minutes?! That just isn't fair! They should be able to die faster. Yep, they'll be here after we're gone.

I didn't know that. I like butterflies too. I especially like seeing Monarch butterflies in my garden.

Uh-oh. I don't drink coffee.

But...but...you're never wrong, Fran.

The threads were slow.

Is this in the wrong forum?

That was supposed to be a secret.

Awww...thanks, Fran.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe try at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.


"No, not at all," she says, "nibbling away at his ear."

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.


"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.


She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery."

Of course, it's not true.

It doesn't look like a bed. lol

Pattern? You're rebellious every day.

It's not creepy, Sahil.

What are you sitting on?

That sounds reasonable to me. I'm a single parent. I know that it it's not easy. I do wish you the best.

Were they clean and sober or jerks?

Msharmony,

I've never heard of the school paying for the photos. I had to personally pay for my senior picture. They were expensive. Everybody I know til this day has had to pay big bucks for those pics - not the school. Everybody goes to a photography studio for their pictures.

Now...my child is not in high school. Those pics are taken at school. I pay for them still.

You made me the Queen Borg.