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longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:16 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Homestyle chicken noodle with goat cheese and unleavened bread sounds healthy. Either that or linguini with mushrooms over semolina noodles with grated goat cheese over the top. And unleavened bread. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:11 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
I'm hungry too. I'm ahead of schedule. About an hour to my house. Tempted to stop and eat a bowl of soup and take a shower before I head up to the cities to unload.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:09 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Colleen is sitting in her rocking chair right now at the resort with that harley blanket over her knees as she knits me an afghan while harold unfolds and feeds her yarn from the roll of yarn he's holding as he reads colleen funny stories out of the newspaper in his rocking chair. Awwwwwww so romantic. hahaaaaaaaaaaa does harold even talk????? ...I love harold. He's 92. You get him talking and he's funnier than heck.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 11:06 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
And then smokey sniffed the pile of dirt, realized what it was and peed on it for leaving him alone for so long with the crazy lady.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:53 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Remember? Tara says and I quote "I don't want it. I've already got 2 of them". I replied "I also have 2 harley blankets, and I haven't even opened mine". Tara replied "Well what should I do with it"? I said "I don't know. Rip it open and use it in the tent"? Tara replied "No, its too small to use as an extra blanky". I said "Well why don't you give it to colleen? She would love it"! Tara said "Ok. That's a great idea"! Colleen said "Oh thank you tara! That's so sweet"! lOL good memory!!!!! Ok where did I put my passport???? .....shadow dragged it out into the yard, dug a cathole, pooped on it, and buried it as revenge for putting him on utube.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:51 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Colleen is sitting in her rocking chair right now at the resort with that harley blanket over her knees as she knits me an afghan while harold unfolds and feeds her yarn from the roll of yarn he's holding as he reads colleen funny stories out of the newspaper in his rocking chair. Awwwwwww so romantic.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:46 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Remember? Tara says and I quote "I don't want it. I've already got 2 of them". I replied "I also have 2 harley blankets, and I haven't even opened mine". Tara replied "Well what should I do with it"? I said "I don't know. Rip it open and use it in the tent"? Tara replied "No, its too small to use as an extra blanky". I said "Well why don't you give it to colleen? She would love it"! Tara said "Ok. That's a great idea"! Colleen said "Oh thank you tara! That's so sweet"!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:37 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........whereeeeeeeeez my harley blanket???? ....you gave it to colleen as a gift and she hugged you and thanked you.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:35 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Whazza matter boi? Dontcha tink fred flinstones gotta good credit rating? 27 years working for mr slate aint good enough? You prejudice against the caveman? You see da rocks my ole lady wilma be wearin? We be stylin. Don't be down on da caveman!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:31 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
We have already determined that I can't put fred flinstone on a fake visa card application. Gypsy and I were rolling laughing when da brother said "Hey man- if you gonna use a fake name- can't youse do betta dan dat"? Ha ha ha ha!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:27 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Can I put "Whoopie cushion placer" on my job resume for work history?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:25 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Omg! I've screwed va jjs that looked like my mouth!!! I've got lesbian mouth! I eat va jjs. Oh my! I'm a lesbian!!! Oh wait! I've got a shaved wiener. Nevermind.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:15 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Longhairbobber. I like it.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:13 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Hey gypsy....if I eat a purple snowcone and my tongue turns purple.....and I stick it out and go BZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! Can I be bob? Ha ha ha!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:10 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Like what lilith? Grinding meat with bob? Ha ha ha!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:07 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Another freind called me and wants me to go on a bikeride this weekend. This joker has stood me up on 5 bikerides this year. I told him yeah- I will be there. No I won't. Don't ride with trolls. I'm turning into a standup guy. I'm enjoying standing up all these people who have stood me up this year. Battlecry everyone......"WHERE THE HELL IS KYLE"?!! Obviously not there. Ha ha ha!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 10:06 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Another freind called me and wants me to go on a bikeride this weekend. This joker has stood me up on 5 bikerides this year. I told him yeah- I will be there. No I won't. Don't ride with trolls. I'm turning into a standup guy. I'm enjoying standing up all these people who have stood me up this year. Battlecry everyone......"WHERE THE HELL IS KYLE"?!! Obviously not there. Ha ha ha!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 09:54 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I shaved my wiener. Now its stuck to my knee again. Hot n humid out. I'm my own itchy scratchy.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 09:50 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 06:11 AM Topic: am i date material ?
Best of luck. Go rangers!

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