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Complacency
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Sht, I couldnt get through the first sentence.
Can someone summarize for me? |
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I never just ask to see boobies - thats pretty rude.
I always have plenty of Mardi Gras beads with me to offer. Some guys are just jerks. |
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Yeah, someone said boobies - but I get sent to the little table.
What kinda sht is this? I was gonna say Warlocks at least instead of boobies. No one has said boobies since the 80's. |
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Excuses for lying...
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LOL, I was totally joking.
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Excuses for lying...
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To get laid is the only morally and ethically acceptable reason to lie.
...I'm an astronaut leaving for the moon tomorrow and may never see you again. This may be our only chance to share our love for each other... - something like that. 
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Male Auction.........
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lol, I have to go back to work...
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Male Auction.........
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Ok, Im closed out - Thank you so much everyone!
Wendy - you are an awesome chairperson... Take care of the rest of the guys now - They are good people. Have a great day/weekend. You are all very sweet! Todd |
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Male Auction.........
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lol, honesty scares the sht out of me - The other things are cool.
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Male Auction.........
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lol, for 775,000 I may even post my speedo pic. Thats like equal to three lap dances.
You ladies are so sweet. 
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Male Auction.........
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Im going to bid 3 grand on my buddy Zilla81 uh oh. oh and the bottle of febreze i was holdin out.. we can share him.. 2 weeks and 2 weeks.. deal...can you do a lap dance for him? I gotta a bum knee. all that bendin and milkin. That just does not sound right...but I guess im cool with it. |
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Male Auction.........
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ok, who said lap dance?
lol, someone just woke lil Zilla up. |
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Male Auction.........
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Imagine what I'd be worth if I didnt tell the electron joke.
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Male Auction.........
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LOL, I just got back from lunch and laughing my ass off.
I'll need a picture of the Amish bread....or the Fiesta. I would have taken a neck message and a random compliment. Thank you beautiful ladies... |
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Male Auction.........
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OK $2 and P*ssy is now my highest offer with llama potential.
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Male Auction.........
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Im still here but Im gonna take a lunch break while you beautiful women ponder my value. $1 (or two eggs) is the best offer for me so far.
I cook Italian food...$1.25? or three eggs? |
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Male Auction.........
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Im sorry Izzie - I missed the $1 bid, thank you!
Im a work and doing this quick. And yes, I look good with teeth marks lol. |
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Male Auction.........
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ok then screw it, I'll just take my clothes off.
I'm a marathon runner...can I get 25 cents... |
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Male Auction.........
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Geez ok I'll tell a joke for money...
An electron walks into a bar - Bar Tender says why do you look sad - Electron says, its not working out with my wife, we're just not not attracted to each other anymore -The bartender says "Are you sure?"- The electron says, yeah we're both Positive" 50 cents? ...anything? |
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Male Auction.........
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ok, I can sing (a little)
I am serenading "Ill be there for you" by Bon Jovi to all the special ladies out there. Thats gotta be worth 75 cents... |
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Male Auction.........
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ok, I'll play.
I have loose change on me if anyone doesnt quite want to bid a $1. |
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