Community > Posts By > Mr Wrong

 
Mr Wrong's photo
Wed 08/29/18 11:35 AM
there was a guy here a minute ago but he left to get cigarettes

Mr Wrong's photo
Wed 08/29/18 10:20 AM
I'm confused about "modern medicine"

There are machines that can look through your skin and see your bones.

There are machines that can keep you alive when your brain and heart have stopped.

BUT... when it comes to my annual prostate check, the best they can come up with is to have a man jam a finger up my wazoo and wiggle it around!

Mr Wrong's photo
Wed 08/29/18 09:16 AM
high blood sugar

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 06:22 PM
Nope. just an observation.

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 05:53 PM

what kind of beans are magic?


human beans?

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 04:52 PM
"The man who looks under the bed has hidden there before."

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 04:33 PM
Edited by Mr Wrong on Tue 08/28/18 04:33 PM
i was just thinking about my last girlfriend.... one evening she called a TRANSVESTITE! i immediately packed up her things and left

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 04:27 PM
i need a new vacuum cleaner. a dyson.

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 03:44 PM
Brutus is actually a pretty good service animal, but he has a penchant for sniffing around ladies' nether regions. It's a bit embarrassing because he's short and I am usually forced to lift him up.

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 03:33 PM
Edited by Mr Wrong on Tue 08/28/18 03:34 PM
What an attractive, intelligent group of posters. Thanks for the welcome! Now quit bothering me.... I'm trying to score here

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 03:21 PM
That's my buddy Brutus. He's my service animal, although he's lousy at it.

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 03:14 PM
Edited by Mr Wrong on Tue 08/28/18 03:16 PM
he is indeed my dog. and your photos are absolutely stunning.

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 02:51 PM
i signed up just a week ago and have already been bombarded with messages from extremely attractive, well-built, 22-26 year old ladies who live hundreds, if not thousands, of miles away from me. i had no idea that i was so desirable.

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 02:27 PM
That was a joke. As a funny woman, you should have recognized that.

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 02:21 PM
Now THAT was funny, GalaxyStarz. I hate funny women.

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 02:07 PM
That has happened to me as well. I choose to believe that the administrators want me for themselves.

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 02:02 PM
If there is no connection, I have found that "My STD is flaring up" is an effective way to end a meet-n-greet. Not always, mind you, but often...

Mr Wrong's photo
Tue 08/28/18 01:56 PM
Which is you in the pic?

2 Next