Jade, your bewbs are small.. I think you should get a silicon breast implants. JMO

Is that it? Is this your destiny? All roads lead here?

Hey if you need a massage, Just gimme a shout

Vector was about loose hope and accept his destiny to be a zombie but there was a little hope. His dog Bruno attacked the zombie. This gave him a chance to make a run for it. Without thinking about his dogs fate, Vector ran outside which appeared to be a ghost town. He quickly searched for a weapon in garage. But none came to his sight except an old chainsaw. It still works. Suddenly he heard strange noise coming from 'Gun store' which was few blocks away.

Chastity belt

Relaxed

Ummm... Now, Will you both kiss each other?

Carold... That booty in your profile pic is just.... PERFECT

Lol that day might be near.

If someone said that to my sis, Im sure she'll chop his balls off. I dont need to do anything.

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I came across a woman's profile with headline ''I need a nice guy''

but... Her basic info says '' Im kidding. I need a bad boy to teach me how to live''

I dont have moobs.. And i think that makes me a man

you're saying that because you think we both are alike. Hehe

The testis peeps left me, gave a new look to dick.

My dick is bigger and more stable btw, is this the place to measure your weiner?

And at the same time Vector was face to face infront of a zombie which he thought could be Mr. Trucker his neighbour. But little did he knew what was to come. The zombie moved lifeless into the house. It grabbed vectors arm and was about to dig its shitty teeth into his left arm!! Vector couldn't believe how much strength this piece of junk corpse is using on his arm. He couldn't brake free.

so... What kinda equipments a person needs to poke ya in Stomach? Spikey knuckles? Ohhh i want one.

Im not ready to be beheaded untill you show me your boitchy bewbs

Johnny Johnny Johnny! I'm a Momma's boy but Im not a virgin.