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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Jade, your bewbs are small.. I think you should get a silicon breast implants. JMO
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Is that it? Is this your destiny? All roads lead here?
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Hey if you need a massage, Just gimme a shout
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Topic:
Zombie Apocalypse
Vector was about loose hope and accept his destiny to be a zombie but there was a little hope. His dog Bruno attacked the zombie. This gave him a chance to make a run for it. Without thinking about his dogs fate, Vector ran outside which appeared to be a ghost town. He quickly searched for a weapon in garage. But none came to his sight except an old chainsaw. It still works. Suddenly he heard strange noise coming from 'Gun store' which was few blocks away.
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Chastity belt
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Relaxed
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Topic:
Brutal self examination!!!
Ummm... Now, Will you both kiss each other?
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Carold... That booty in your profile pic is just.... PERFECT
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Topic:
Man boobs
Lol that day might be near.
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
QUOTE: and yeh bro...i got that shi*t all thru high school...its part of the reason im such a loose cannon these days....n thing is...if someone said that to my mum...or my sister...id **** their shi*t up like a G |
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Topic:
Nice hardly works
I came across a woman's profile with headline ''I need a nice guy''
but... Her basic info says '' Im kidding. I need a bad boy to teach me how to live'' |
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Topic:
Man boobs
I dont have moobs.. And i think that makes me a man
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: Im such an a$$hole. Forgive me. |
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
The testis peeps left me, gave a new look to dick.
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
My dick is bigger and more stable
btw, is this the place to measure your weiner?
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Topic:
Zombie Apocalypse
And at the same time Vector was face to face infront of a zombie which he thought could be Mr. Trucker his neighbour. But little did he knew what was to come. The zombie moved lifeless into the house. It grabbed vectors arm and was about to dig its shitty teeth into his left arm!! Vector couldn't believe how much strength this piece of junk corpse is using on his arm. He couldn't brake free.
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I hate it when someone pokes me in stomach I hate it when a person isn't properly equipped to poke me in the stomach. |
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Im not ready to be beheaded untill you show me your boitchy bewbs
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Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735 |
Johnny Johnny Johnny! I'm a Momma's boy but Im not a virgin.
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btw, is this the place to measure your weiner?