ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
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What is love...?
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: No Gearhead. I would love to hear you seriously answer this question. What do you think love is??? (NO JOKING!) Sharing your last piece of pie........ 
..so unless you have pie and give him your last piece or vice versa, he'll never love you. I guess that's his point. 
Your right!!! 
GEARHEAD, I WANNA BREAK UP! 
Does this mean that you have pie? 
this means im breaking up with you, because I cant promise you there will always be pie. There doesn't ALWAYS have to be pie. Cake and cookies are good too! |
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
Frankenberry
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
Topic:
What is love...?
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: No Gearhead. I would love to hear you seriously answer this question. What do you think love is??? (NO JOKING!) Sharing your last piece of pie........
..so unless you have pie and give him your last piece or vice versa, he'll never love you. I guess that's his point.
Your right!!!
GEARHEAD, I WANNA BREAK UP!
Does this mean that you have pie?
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
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Poor, poor Krupa
QUOTE: QUOTE: It's for times like that why I usually have at least one back-up pc. 
You, you pull it out, right at the funeral? Of course! The dead one is well, dead, so it don't mind and the live one gets a glimpse at his future if he would decide to crash and burn. |
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
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Poor, poor Krupa
It's for times like that why I usually have at least one back-up pc.
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: *slaps a post-it on this thread* I'm done with most threads. Anyone needs me. E-Mail me. Otherwise. I'll either be debating religion. Or in the poetry section. Later. M. Just use me like a dirty dishrag, and then when your done with me, just toss me aside. Well dont come knockin on my door Mister, I wont be there waiting for you, while your out telling the boys, all about our bedroom activities, and talk, and, and, and,,,,,,,,,, I think im in love with you! 
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
Topic:
What is love...?
QUOTE: No Gearhead. I would love to hear you seriously answer this question. What do you think love is??? (NO JOKING!) Sharing your last piece of pie........ |
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: The same thing that I do every day . . . 
 PINKY AND THE BRAIN ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
When I do take over the world, only a few people will be in my inner circle. So, what will you try to bribe me with?
 I already called dibs on that!
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
Topic:
What is love...?
QUOTE: Love is, evol spelled backwards. Mmmmm.....evol..... 
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 20
QUOTE: I still be tooked. (Im practicing talking Pennsylvanian)
That's not Pennsylvanian. That's West Virginian! You gotta go to ---> http://www.pittsburghese.com/ to learn Pennsylvanian! |
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
Wet socket rocks.....
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
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THREAD KILLLER!!! - part 2
QUOTE: "Dry socket" bump. Maybe it needs some KY? |
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
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what made you smile today?
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Not a Damn Thing!!!! 
Thats HELLA FUNNY!
^ l this 
WTH does that mean??? 
I think she wants to see you naked. *sets up the cam* |
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
QUOTE: Pour some Jack and coke on him. Just trying to help.  *gets the fire extinguisher ready*
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
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old friends
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I can very often find people (No, I'm not telling how), but need a bit more info (especially with that common of a name and vague age). Message me and I can see what I can do.
Its his way to pick up on chicks! 
Ujgearhead, your so busted! 
What a pervert you are!
Well, yeah, I'm a pervert, but it's not to pick up chicks. It's so I can snatch their cake! See! Thats what he calls sex..."snatching the cake". Runnnnnnnnnn girlfried!! runnnnnnnnnnnn!! Nu uh. That's called snatching the pie. Or is it caking the snatch?
Well, you gotta spy it a LITTLE before you eat it.
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Does that count violations like abusing all these poor little smileys by improperly using (or not using) them? Or can I just report it directly to that cop who's lurking around here writing out tickets (and for good reason!). Just in the last 5 minutes I saw a that should be a and a  that should have clearly been a  and one post where there were no smileys at all! Now THAT is abuse and should be dealt with harshly! IMO, at LEAST 5 lashings with a wet noodle!
Gearhead Site 
Obviously, it is too late to save the emoticon abusers. Personally, I am agitating for a cattle prod that I can use on peeps who gang-bang the 'Quote' button. I could work with them. Ooooooo, a cattle prod..... Sounds kinky! I'm willing to bet that Krupa has a whole closet full of those and I'm sure he'd lend you one, but who doesn't enjoy a good gang-bang once in a while? I'm sure a healthy prodding would liven things up a bit, but wouldn't inviting a small car stuffed with midgets yield a far more fruitful and encouraging romp?
Your on a good one!
And I thought my Vicodin high was good, 
Dayyyyyyyyyum!
Maybe your Vicodin high is so good that it makes my bad one LOOK like a good one? Either way, carry on!
Are you smoking something as well?? 
Well, ya, but only oregano. I couldn't get the banana peels to fit into the bong. And this dude is gonna stay at my house for 2 weeks??
And then that chick is gonna stay at my house FOREVER.
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
Topic:
old friends
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I can very often find people (No, I'm not telling how), but need a bit more info (especially with that common of a name and vague age). Message me and I can see what I can do.
Its his way to pick up on chicks!
Ujgearhead, your so busted!
What a pervert you are!
Well, yeah, I'm a pervert, but it's not to pick up chicks. It's so I can snatch their cake! See! Thats what he calls sex..."snatching the cake". Runnnnnnnnnn girlfried!! runnnnnnnnnnnn!! Nu uh. That's called snatching the pie. Or is it caking the snatch? |
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Does that count violations like abusing all these poor little smileys by improperly using (or not using) them? Or can I just report it directly to that cop who's lurking around here writing out tickets (and for good reason!). Just in the last 5 minutes I saw a that should be a and a that should have clearly been a and one post where there were no smileys at all! Now THAT is abuse and should be dealt with harshly! IMO, at LEAST 5 lashings with a wet noodle!
Gearhead Site
Obviously, it is too late to save the emoticon abusers. Personally, I am agitating for a cattle prod that I can use on peeps who gang-bang the 'Quote' button. I could work with them. Ooooooo, a cattle prod..... Sounds kinky! I'm willing to bet that Krupa has a whole closet full of those and I'm sure he'd lend you one, but who doesn't enjoy a good gang-bang once in a while? I'm sure a healthy prodding would liven things up a bit, but wouldn't inviting a small car stuffed with midgets yield a far more fruitful and encouraging romp?
Your on a good one!
And I thought my Vicodin high was good,
Dayyyyyyyyyum!
Maybe your Vicodin high is so good that it makes my bad one LOOK like a good one? Either way, carry on!
Are you smoking something as well??
Well, ya, but only oregano. I couldn't get the banana peels to fit into the bong. |
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
Topic:
old friends
QUOTE: QUOTE: I can very often find people (No, I'm not telling how), but need a bit more info (especially with that common of a name and vague age). Message me and I can see what I can do.
Its his way to pick up on chicks!
Ujgearhead, your so busted!
What a pervert you are!
Well, yeah, I'm a pervert, but it's not to pick up chicks. It's so I can snatch their cake! |
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ujGearhead
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Does that count violations like abusing all these poor little smileys by improperly using (or not using) them? Or can I just report it directly to that cop who's lurking around here writing out tickets (and for good reason!). Just in the last 5 minutes I saw a that should be a and a that should have clearly been a and one post where there were no smileys at all! Now THAT is abuse and should be dealt with harshly! IMO, at LEAST 5 lashings with a wet noodle!
Gearhead Site
Obviously, it is too late to save the emoticon abusers. Personally, I am agitating for a cattle prod that I can use on peeps who gang-bang the 'Quote' button. I could work with them. Ooooooo, a cattle prod..... Sounds kinky! I'm willing to bet that Krupa has a whole closet full of those and I'm sure he'd lend you one, but who doesn't enjoy a good gang-bang once in a while? I'm sure a healthy prodding would liven things up a bit, but wouldn't inviting a small car stuffed with midgets yield a far more fruitful and encouraging romp?
Your on a good one!
And I thought my Vicodin high was good,
Dayyyyyyyyyum!
Maybe your Vicodin high is so good that it makes my bad one LOOK like a good one? Either way, carry on!
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