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ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Thu 02/16/12 12:17 AM Topic: ignored We ignore everybody who isn't showing cleavage or at least holding a dead fish.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Thu 02/16/12 12:14 AM Topic: SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 20 Yep. Still very taken.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Thu 02/16/12 12:13 AM Topic: Never Again QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Aww, Deb, I'm sorry That's OK I still LOVE myself! His LOSS! damn..... well he's the one who has to live with his miserable self! I made him laugh his *** off! Wait......maybe he was laughing at me???? oH I'M OK.... MEN ARE A dime A dozen! Are not! I'm a buck two fiddy! hahaha I'll give you $5.00 lol and I'll pull your hair! I'm already being leased with the option to buy, but if you ask her nice and throw in some Peeps she might whore me out. BTW, there's an 'Absolutely NO hairpulling' clause (in small print) somewhere towards the end of the contract.... Damn well I like my hair pulled & I like to be BIT too!!! That is gonna cost you more than 1 box of peeps. LOL. Oh, great. Roberta hired herself a business manager.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Thu 02/16/12 12:12 AM Topic: Never Again QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Aww, Deb, I'm sorry That's OK I still LOVE myself! His LOSS! damn..... well he's the one who has to live with his miserable self! I made him laugh his *** off! Wait......maybe he was laughing at me???? oH I'M OK.... MEN ARE A dime A dozen! Are not! I'm a buck two fiddy! hahaha I'll give you $5.00 lol and I'll pull your hair! I'm already being leased with the option to buy, but if you ask her nice and throw in some Peeps she might whore me out. BTW, there's an 'Absolutely NO hairpulling' clause (in small print) somewhere towards the end of the contract.... Damn well I like my hair pulled & I like to be BIT too!!! The hair pulling clause only covers MY hair. Biting is available at a small charge (to cover the cost of A1 sauce), but, you gotta talk to my pimp about all that......

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Wed 02/15/12 10:54 PM Topic: Never Again QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Aww, Deb, I'm sorry That's OK I still LOVE myself! His LOSS! damn..... well he's the one who has to live with his miserable self! I made him laugh his *** off! Wait......maybe he was laughing at me???? oH I'M OK.... MEN ARE A dime A dozen! Are not! I'm a buck two fiddy! hahaha I'll give you $5.00 lol and I'll pull your hair! I'm already being leased with the option to buy, but if you ask her nice and throw in some Peeps she might whore me out. BTW, there's an 'Absolutely NO hairpulling' clause (in small print) somewhere towards the end of the contract....

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Wed 02/15/12 10:33 PM Topic: Never Again QUOTE: QUOTE: Aww, Deb, I'm sorry That's OK I still LOVE myself! His LOSS! damn..... well he's the one who has to live with his miserable self! I made him laugh his *** off! Wait......maybe he was laughing at me???? oH I'M OK.... MEN ARE A dime A dozen! Are not! I'm a buck two fiddy!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Wed 02/15/12 10:32 PM Topic: Never Again QUOTE: Will I go to another State to meet a man!!!! My flight was an hour & 20 minutes but, he was just a liar....... another one bites the dust!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Wed 02/15/12 05:15 PM Topic: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY???? - part 2 Hooked on phonics didn't work for me. Looking for the nearest Mingleholics meeting

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Wed 02/15/12 05:12 PM Topic: First thing you think of - part 33 QUOTE: QUOTE: kitten what is a kitten anyhow? A Kitten-------->

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Wed 02/15/12 01:09 PM Topic: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY???? - part 2

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Wed 02/15/12 11:56 AM Topic: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY???? - part 2 Let's see...... Facebook and Mingle, then put on pants , then rebuild a gauge cluster on a Bonneville, then Mingle, then work on putting an engine in a Lumina, then Facebook and Mingle some more, then figure out an electrical problem on an Explorer, then Facebook and Mingle some more, then...........

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Wed 02/15/12 11:52 AM Topic: SINGLE? DO THIS TO YOURSELF FOR VALENTINES DAY! QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Aaron got me the cutest ecard. It says, "To my one and only Queen" It has a heart, and the heart opens up, and a kittens head pops out, and says, "Happy Valentines Day! I love you!", and then music plays! From, "Your King". LIES! ALL LIES! Aaron...NICE!! You romantic lil devil. That was sweet. Its not often, but the man DOES have his moments. When he DOES do something like this, HE DOES IT BIG! Hey, what's the use in half-azzing things? Anything worthwhile doing is worth doing right!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Wed 02/15/12 11:47 AM Topic: SINGLE? DO THIS TO YOURSELF FOR VALENTINES DAY! QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Aaron got me the cutest ecard. It says, "To my one and only Queen" It has a heart, and the heart opens up, and a kittens head pops out, and says, "Happy Valentines Day! I love you!", and then music plays! From, "Your King". LIES! ALL LIES! Aaron...NICE!! You romantic lil devil. That was sweet. Ya, well...........

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 07:57 PM Topic: First thing you think of - part 33 Bag

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 07:22 PM Topic: SINGLE? DO THIS TO YOURSELF FOR VALENTINES DAY! QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Well lets see, 2 pieces of "sweet potato pie", and 2 "banana muffins" later, im ready for a nap! A nap......right after you do those 4 laps! OHHHHHHHHHHHH HELL TO THE NO! Thats whats NOT happening. YOU TELLING ME TO RUN! You bumped your head, fool! Make that 6 laps!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 06:00 PM Topic: PRAYERS PLEASE FOR KITTEN. QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Poor Jesus. He must feel like Santa Clause at Christmas time. Trying to answer, all of our prayers! No wonder, he takes Sundays off! If he takes Sundays off, then why is church typically on Sunday? Theres always gotta be one in the bunch. And it always has to be you Gearhead. I can sure to pick em. Hey, I think it's a valid question. Its suppose to be the Sabbath day Gearhead, its a joke, ha ha, funny, get it? Get it? Get it? Jokes arent funny when you have to explain them Of course it's the Sabbath day. On Mondays I listen to Metallica. Beatles on Tuesday. Pink Floyd and The Eagles on Wednesday. Then Slayer, Megadeth and Pantera on Thursday. Friday is Steve Miller, Bob Seger and Fleetwood Mac, Saturday is 'Everything goes' and then on Sunday it's Ozzy and Black Sabbath! I'll see you on Mondays and Thursdays, Sundays I go to church all day. That's fine cause for 6 months out of the year Sunday is also football day all day!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 05:41 PM Topic: How do you do this? QUOTE: It is all a hoax... We're all celebrating the anniversary a catholic saint's beheading. The church turned it into a profitable love story! I thought it was the anniversary of a Hallmark scam?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 05:14 PM Topic: First thing you think of - part 33 Fuzz

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 04:52 PM Topic: First thing you think of - part 33 Bike

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 04:27 PM Topic: PRAYERS PLEASE FOR KITTEN. QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Poor Jesus. He must feel like Santa Clause at Christmas time. Trying to answer, all of our prayers! No wonder, he takes Sundays off! If he takes Sundays off, then why is church typically on Sunday? Theres always gotta be one in the bunch. And it always has to be you Gearhead. I can sure to pick em. Hey, I think it's a valid question. Its suppose to be the Sabbath day Gearhead, its a joke, ha ha, funny, get it? Get it? Get it? Jokes arent funny when you have to explain them Of course it's the Sabbath day. On Mondays I listen to Metallica. Beatles on Tuesday. Pink Floyd and The Eagles on Wednesday. Then Slayer, Megadeth and Pantera on Thursday. Friday is Steve Miller, Bob Seger and Fleetwood Mac, Saturday is 'Everything goes' and then on Sunday it's Ozzy and Black Sabbath!

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