ujGearhead

Page: « Prev 1 2 ... 21 22 23 24 25

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 03:57 PM Topic: PRAYERS PLEASE FOR KITTEN. QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Poor Jesus. He must feel like Santa Clause at Christmas time. Trying to answer, all of our prayers! No wonder, he takes Sundays off! If he takes Sundays off, then why is church typically on Sunday? Theres always gotta be one in the bunch. And it always has to be you Gearhead. I can sure to pick em. Hey, I think it's a valid question.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 02:58 PM Topic: PRAYERS PLEASE FOR KITTEN. QUOTE: Poor Jesus. He must feel like Santa Clause at Christmas time. Trying to answer, all of our prayers! No wonder, he takes Sundays off! If he takes Sundays off, then why is church typically on Sunday?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 02:56 PM Topic: SINGLE? DO THIS TO YOURSELF FOR VALENTINES DAY! QUOTE: Well lets see, 2 pieces of "sweet potato pie", and 2 "banana muffins" later, im ready for a nap! A nap......right after you do those 4 laps!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 02:13 PM Topic: SINGLE? DO THIS TO YOURSELF FOR VALENTINES DAY! QUOTE: Aaron got me the cutest ecard. It says, "To my one and only Queen" It has a heart, and the heart opens up, and a kittens head pops out, and says, "Happy Valentines Day! I love you!", and then music plays! From, "Your King". LIES! ALL LIES!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Tue 02/14/12 12:26 PM Topic: What Do You Do for "Not Interested"? QUOTE: When you get a message from someone you're just not interested in, what's the polite thing to do? I have a message right now that has a couple of red flags for me. He says he wants to get to know me but I have zero interest. Do I just not respond, or is that rude? Or is it ruder to respond with a Sorry, no way? This guy's account is already deactivated, so that confuses me too. Likely a scammer if already deactivated. 99% of the time I reply to all messages (it's the polite thing), but if you want to get rid of them 'nicely and permanently' it usually works if you tell them something along the lines of not seriously looking for anybody until your sex change operation is complete or your wife/husband was just diagnosed with AIDS and your waiting for your test results to come back....

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Mon 02/13/12 08:35 PM Topic: What r u thinking about right now?? - part 33 Bacon......

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Mon 02/13/12 08:34 PM Topic: VALENTINES DAY IS "BOOGIES" BIRTHDAY!!!! QUOTE: Shhhhhhhhhh, dont tell her. I got her pig ears. Shes gonna be so happy! She LOVES pig ears! I'll take the rest of the pig! Mmmmmmmmmmm..........bacon.......

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Mon 02/13/12 04:55 PM Topic: Attention Guys....Enter the Cupid Contest QUOTE: I wonder if Cupid knows that he's holding his bow wrong (nevermind the fact that he's aiming with the wrong eye). That could very well explain why he's such a lousy shot..... Edited by ujGearhead on Mon 02/13/12 05:00 PM

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Mon 02/13/12 04:14 PM Topic: EILEENA DID MY NECK, AND, GAVE ME HEAD!! QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: oooohhh do me, do me!!! Ok! That green is lovely on you! (Not one of my better works of art, but im short on time.) Short on time? Where ya goin'? I need to chill. I had a horrific day, at the oncologist office! I thought you came here to chill?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Mon 02/13/12 04:13 PM Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 10 QUOTE: QUOTE: Why does your profile say your a 20 year old MAN?? Your a woman, at least I think you are, oh wow, im so confused now. She/he's getting that "special" operation. Nice! I knew I had the chainsaw warmed up for a reason!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Mon 02/13/12 04:11 PM Topic: EILEENA DID MY NECK, AND, GAVE ME HEAD!! QUOTE: QUOTE: oooohhh do me, do me!!! Ok! That green is lovely on you! (Not one of my better works of art, but im short on time.) Short on time? Where ya goin'?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Mon 02/13/12 01:15 PM Topic: What r u thinking about right now?? - part 33 QUOTE: QUOTE: I sprayed lysol and it somehow got in my mouth. It taste horrible. have ya ever tasted kerosene? I have. NOT good. Long story short..... Pressure washer that needed refueled, 55 gallon drum of kerosene, fairly large diameter hose, no siphon= instantaneous filling of lungs and stomach.....

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Sun 02/12/12 02:45 PM Topic: I need help... QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: You've stumped me... The only thing I can think of, if you're feeling 'off balance,' would be to stick a roll of quarters in your left jacket pocket. If that doesn't work, try them on the right side. Why the heck didn't I think of that??!!!?? That solves the off balance part, any advice on best way to handle a long distance relationship? Get unlimited minutes on your phone, and try not to think too much. That's why you use Yahoo/Msn/Skype/ICQ/etc voice/video calls and use the money you woulda spent on the phone bill towards gas. Ya, try not to think too much (about some things), but DO think too much about other things..... like who would be the one to move (and escape plans just in case....) Hey UJ...I have suggested Skype....It is free and I love it...Especially when talking with my daughter and grandson...it's great to see their smiling faces and the expressions of love we trade back and forth can't be shared on the phone...The advantages of cam for couples are unlimited!! ...Jerry is kinda resistant to Skype....In the beginning, I was too, but now would not be w/o it... Escape plan!! I hadn't thought of that.... Thanks for your input, good stuff!! Personally, I like Yahoo a little better than Skype. It seems slightly less laggy for me on cam. Besides, another good thing about online vs phone is that it gives me an excuse to wear my huge bucket-sized headphones. The possibilities for couples on cam are definitely endless. It is no doubt nowhere near the same comparing azz braids or hairy pimples via phone.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Sun 02/12/12 01:32 PM Topic: I need help... QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: You've stumped me... The only thing I can think of, if you're feeling 'off balance,' would be to stick a roll of quarters in your left jacket pocket. If that doesn't work, try them on the right side. Why the heck didn't I think of that??!!!?? That solves the off balance part, any advice on best way to handle a long distance relationship? Get unlimited minutes on your phone, and try not to think too much. That's why you use Yahoo/Msn/Skype/ICQ/etc voice/video calls and use the money you woulda spent on the phone bill towards gas. Ya, try not to think too much (about some things), but DO think too much about other things..... like who would be the one to move (and escape plans just in case....)

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Sun 02/12/12 12:04 PM Topic: i want some................................... Summer!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Sun 02/12/12 11:17 AM Topic: So in conclusion, QUOTE: QUOTE: I keep checking this thread to see if Elvis has shown up yet.. He's out walking the streets of Vegas half in the bag. NO WAY! I just saw him at the gas station!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Sun 02/12/12 10:53 AM Topic: Date in another STATE? QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Why on Earth would a guy go all the way to another State just to see you take you out on a Date? Damn I know I wouldn't do that for a guy......... I mean the guy is really HOT! He has his ** together Women are everywhere........ Women are everywhere, but I am not. So, perhaps the women should come to me . . . . . . Hey, I can dream, can't I? I know a dude that thinks like this. Sheesh, why can't a guy ever take the plunge?** Cause the water's kinda cold this time of year and well, the whole shrinkage thing usually isn't real flattering?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Sun 02/12/12 02:23 AM Topic: Fun Only Nope. We hate fun.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Sun 02/12/12 02:00 AM Topic: AKWARD...!!! what do you do?? You take one of these ....... and hang accordingly..... Then to help avoid any awkwardness, you show her this........ and say "Look, they had one for me too!".

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6524	Sat 02/11/12 06:29 PM Topic: What's ^ QUOTE: Whats a dillio? Somebody who sells dildos?

Page: « Prev 1 2 ... 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25