ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
no uless its realy cold out.
have you seen any evil alien Elvis's lately? |
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
goes to McDonalds and orders diet water
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
I am not rara.. but I am good...
Do you own troll dolls? |
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ImRu2
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has a troll doll named Norbert the Nose
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
QUOTE: American women like to be referred to as 'babydoll'. They like to wait on their men hand and foot. The American woman knows that she is inferior and should be subserviant at all times. They like to stay at home, rarely going out anywhere without their partner. Occasionally, maybe once a year, they like to meet a girlfriend in Starbucks for a quick coffee. After they are happy to go back home to finish the laundry. American women do not expect complete faithfulness from their men. They just want a man who will not hit them TOO often. American women like to receive emails from men from all over the world. They might appear uninterested to begin with, but don't let this put you off. They will become more interested after the 30th or 40th one. Trust me on this, they love to be bombarded. American woman will send you money of you ask nice enough. and the moon is made out of green cheese |
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
uses Prep H for toothpaste
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
uses candle wax to wax her Hoo Ha
Edited by ImRu2 on Sat 09/10/11 07:04 PM
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ImRu2
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when you start thinking Capt Kangaroo looks hot
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
Topic:
Lost?
I am lost.. can someone find me please... send out a few cute guys to look for me...just dont expect them back for a while if they find me <snicker>
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
still has and wears make up from high school
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
to see you as the main star in midget clown porn
do you like midget clown porn? |
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ImRu2
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was scared as a child by a barbers chair
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ImRu2
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likes to keep women in the palm of his hand
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ImRu2
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are trying to pervert people again?
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ImRu2
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Topic:
And who in the heck - part 2
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Can we get a raise in our allowance? Can we be allowed to have friends over (Like boys)? First of all who's been given you an allowance? Second, yes you can have friends over like boys, but not boys. First of all who's been given you an allowance?------UMM nevermind (I told Mr. Smith I wouldn't tell  
UUUHHHHH  WWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????
 "mean old daddy" 
You girls with real boys? Ah, NO! not now not ever! why? |
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
Topic:
Lost?
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I have lost something..but i cant tell you what it is...its a secret..but if you find it I will know its mine Does it have an ID chip? yes it does...I wrote its name on a potatoe chip Lays or Ruffles? because Ruffles have ridges it was a pringles |
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ImRu2
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has a dildo foot fetish
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ImRu2
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either that or snickering
when was the last time you ate nuts in the river? |
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ImRu2
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was caught stealing out of my garden
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ImRu2
Joined Thu 06/23/11 Posts: 676 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: So how do you know you are sex starved??? Is there an adult who isn't? yes..My soon to be x husband.. but he is satisfied with 5 min every 3-4 months.. |