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Topic:
6" Keep In Mouth ! ! ! !
Edited by
True_Love_89
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Thu 07/21/11 03:45 AM
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 What Is That You Keep In Your Mouth ? ? ? ? ! Which Is 6" Long, ! And Move It "In" & "Out", ! And Wait For A "White Substance" To Come Out ! - - - Just Think ? ? ? ? - - - ? ? ? ? Ooops ! Oh No ! ! ! ! You Naughty ! Its Not That What You Think! ! ! ! Its "Tooth-Brush" LOL. |
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Only For Italian Females
Edited by
True_Love_89
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Wed 07/20/11 08:51 AM
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 Hi I Am 22 Years Old Romantic Boy. Im New In Italia. Im Looking For An Italian Female For Dating & Relationship, If Any Italian Female Want A True & Honest Boy For Relationship Then Contact Me. Age Is Not Important For Me. I Just Want A True & Honest Relationship.
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Topic:
In The Night . . . . .
Edited by
True_Love_89
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Wed 07/20/11 07:45 AM
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A Man Was Seated On A Grave,
A Passenger Asked Him, "Why Are You Sitting On The Grave" ? ? ? ? ? Man Replied, "There Was Too Hot Inside, So I Came Out" ! ! ! ! ! |
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Topic:
Just *"Guess"* ! ! ! ! !
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The Answer Is :-
"Pee In One Toilet" ! ! ! ! (*Without Go-Girl*) |
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Topic:
Just *"Guess"* ! ! ! ! !
Edited by
True_Love_89
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Mon 07/18/11 04:44 AM
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"Guess" ! ! ! ! Which Is That Work, 5 Men Can Do Together But 5 Women Cannot Do Together ? ? ? ? - - - - - - If Could Not Find, I Shall Give The Answer The Day After Tomorrow. |
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Topic:
Monkey's Picture
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 A Man Went To A Market, In A Shop He Saw A Monkey's Picture & Asked The Shopkeeper, "What Is The Price Of This Monkey's Picture" ? The Shopkeeper Replied, "This Is Mirror, Sir" ! ! ! ! |
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Only Italian Females
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Hii, Im Really Looking For A Italian Female For Relationship, Please Contact Me Only If You Want A Real True & Honest Ralationship, I Shall Share My Everything With You. But No Cheating Or Any Game Please. *Fake Persons Please Donot Contact Me*. |
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Suppose You Are On The Toilet And When Your Stomach Is Empty, Then You Come To Know That, "Ooops" No Water & Toilet Papers Here ! ! ! ! What Will You Do ? ? ? ? ? |
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Underwears . . . . .
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 If Anyone Has Eaten Too Much & He Has Stomach Problem Then He Should Wear Green Underwear Because - - - - - - - - - - ! Its Common Sense Dudu If A Train Can Run With Green Signal Then _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ! ! ! ! ! ! LOL. |
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Underwears . . . . .
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 A Red Colour Underwear May Be Helpful To Stop "Loose Motion" ! Do You Know How ? ? ? ? Because ----------- ! ! ! ! Its Common Sense Dude, If A Train Can Stop With Red Signal Then What Is Status Of Loose Motions ! ! ! ! LOL |
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Underwears . . . . .
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 When No Underwear ! ! ! ! ! Then Its Mean May Be "Loose Motions" ! ! ! ! |
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Kindness In Ant's Heart !
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 Three Ants Saw An Elephant Was Coming, First Ant, "We Will Break His Leg" ! Second, "We Will Kill Him" ! Third, "Leave Him Today, He Is Alone & We Are Three" ! ! ! ! |
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The Lady's Slap, Why ???????
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One Man Asked To Another Man, "Why Did The Lady Slap You" ? ? ? ? The Man Replied, "I Was Travelling By A Bus, I Was Watching A Snap, Suddenly It Fell Down & I Requested The Lady, "Please Pick Up Your Skirt, I Have To Take The Snap" ! ! ! ! |
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Underwears . . . . .
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 Hey ! Do You Know That Colours Of Underwear Reflect Your Mood ! Red - "Wild", Black - "Sexy", Blue - "Romantic", Pink - "Seductive", White - "Calm", Yellow - "Time To Change Your Underwear" ! ! ! ! ! ! |
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NOTHING.
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Topic:
Judge To Johan . . .
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Judge :- "Can You Tell Me The Place Where This Man Raped You Wife" ? ? ? ? John Lifted Her Wife's Skirt & Then Pulled Down Her Panty And Said, ""Here My Lord Here"" ! ! ! ! ! ! |
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Its Cheating ! ! ! !
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In Advertisement, They Show Us Teeth For Colgate, They Show Us Lips For Lipsticks, They Show Us Eye For Eyedrops, They Show Us Face For Dove, Then Why They Cheat Us For Whiper Pad ? ? ? |
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She Is In Pain !
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A Man On Phone, Man :- Doctor My Wife Is Pregnant ! She Is Having Pain Right Now ! Doctor :- Is This Her First Child ? Man :- No, This Is Her Husband Speaking ! ! ! ! |
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Hi, Im New In Italia,
I Want A Romantic Italian Female For Dating, If Any Romantic Female Wanna A Good Honest, True Boy For Dating Just Reply Me. |
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One Day My Girlfriend Called Me And Said :- "Come On Over, There Is Nobody At Home" !
I Went Over, "Really" Nobody Was At Home ! ! ! ! ! ! ! |
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