Those of you who know me around the forums surely know I do not like long drawn out posts... However, this one bears repeating.
The person involved here has given the permission to post this story about him as well. ( it's the least he can do! )
Most of you probably have noticed that Ghostrider and myself have been flirting each other like crazy.
Ghost flew out to meet me personally for the first time this past Thursday. Skipping many drawn out details ..I will skip to the story at hand.
I made tons of snacks (including guacamole) and brought it over to Ghostriders hotel room which he was staying at for the next four days. We were on our second night there....
The mood got intense. The room was dark and we had put in the movie "Hunger Games" for the second or third time. So the only glow in the room was that of the t.v. I grabbed the guacamole dip and some chips and was lightly snacking on them when Ghostrider began to... "entertain me" with his body.
I pushed the guacamole to the very corner of the king size bed (out of reach) and responded to his advances willfully! The moment was so darn intense for quite a long time. It was so darn great! I can't stress how great it felt!!
Up until he flat out stopped ..looked to his right and said "what did I stick my foot in? " THE MOMENT WAS GONE! Just as someone would say "ooo shiney" ... Ghostriders mind and body was gone. Yes, he stuck his toe inside the guacamole dip and I do not even know how he managed to do that considering it was WAY over in the corner . Attention span? Nope... he had none. Sex was over! We were both dying in laughter, tears running out our eyes.... and we never recovered the moment.
Ghostrider.....seriously?!!!! It was sex! You reacted like there was a lion chewing off your foot!!!

So my mingle friends... what is your take on the guacamole adventure? Please feel free to give him a load of garbage over this matter!

I'll tell you what's bogus; Mercury Retrograde.