Please. Just put the corn away.

I do what I can...

Perhaps the beard in question was merely a stunt double?

Man With Food In Beard Saying Something About Climate Change


GENEVA—A man with a piece of food stuck in his beard is currently addressing an auditorium full of world leaders and prominent scholars on what seems to be the subject of global warming, sources are reporting. The food particle has been dangling from the man's facial hair for more than an hour while he has mentioned such phrases as "sulfides," "ice caps," "immediately, otherwise we all may," "underwater tomb," and "of human life as we know it." It was briefly dislodged during a particularly animated portion of the presentation in which complete global apocalypse was remarked upon, only to fall one inch and reattach to a lower portion of beard. The exact nature of the crumb has yet to be ascertained. Some are speculating that it is ravioli. Others, however, believe it to be a bit of chewed-up turkey.

Guns don't kill people... Chuck Norris does.

Hey, it's Rare's beard!!!


And Rare too.


((((princess))))

Moof

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Meh.

I don't do the whole human sacrifice thing. It's much more fun to play in oncoming traffic.

meh

Off to work I go. Everybody have a good evening.

Drunk dialing seems like a solid plan.

You as well. I'll be up for another seven hours at least, hopefully.

Personally, I think there must be something wrong with the people who are. That and they're in serious denial about their mental condition. But that's just me.

I actually prefer it. Plus I avoid the day commute. I've always been more of a night owl anyway. I don't function well in the morning.

Fine. Had to pay off a traffic ticket this morning, but otherwise my day has gone pretty well. Just starting the transition to get back into graveyard again starting tomorrow.

Anybody still around?

Me too. I'm not real big on social gatherings to begin with.

Wiser would be going against public opinion. Everybody talks about being original, few actually do it.

Well, that's certainly no reason to stop now..

I hate them all. That show is absolutely ridiculous now. Looking for Originality doing glorified cover songs. Bleh.