"I have a very bold statement on my profile that ask for no sex chat, because I'm not looking for internet webcam sex show sessions, lol."

I don't get the "lol" for that sentence.

but once you cut one arm off, how do you cut the other one off?

I hope this is Sofa King helpful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1_MZApnzGI

??? Can't rate it when there's nothing on it.

Alligator eyeball soup and snake lip dip.

That's why I root for "The Bills", at least I can watch my diet and not gain weight.

Nah, why bother. It could only bring trouble.

You're right. I won't be 65 until June. You want me to say almost 65 years.

It's up to 11 degrees today in upstate NY. Warm compared to yesterday.

It's been 65 years and I have never needed a gun nor weapon. I work walking the streets in a very high crime, drug infested area.

Proponent of guns and "Old Hippie". I think not.

Dewalts answer to home protection that doesn't require a registration or license. This nail gun can shoot a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards and in case of a home invasion well you can NAIL THEIR A$$ to the wall. Im not saying it wont kill the perp but they wont get away. You can also help build a friends fence 2 blocks away while sitting in your front lawn. This is truly how you adapt and overcome so Thanks Dewalt.

Wonder how soon stoopid Libs will want nail guns banned?

"stoopid Libs"?
Now I wonder who is stupid.

Yep, different light spectrums. Google Seasonal Affective Disorder.

I use grow lights all around my house in the winter. I've been doing it for over 30 years. People used to laugh at me but now Doctors prescribe light therapy to ward off "Seasonal Affective Disorder" SAD.

I married Mrs Right. Turns out her first name was "Always".

I hate that moment when you realize it wasn't gas afterall.

Seems to me you only need the rich part. ;)