After finally being able to muddle through reading the post (punctuation and paragraphs are your friend!).

People are sure fast with opinions in other people's business. I'm sure there is more sides to the story as well and this is obviously a slanted version of black & white viewpoints.

Here's what you do, find a few pairs of both that you like. Look for an attractive woman then ask her if she has few minutes. When you get to the fitting room tell her to hang on a minute. Go in put on the first pair and then ask her to tell you if your ass looks hotter in those or the subsequent pairs you try on. You might even end up with a new date that night.