he can suck his own penis.

yeah those.

the classic colesterol injection................but they're good tasting

what a shame! if he got in touch with the elders of his tribe and talked to them...and actually listened, he would have good piece of mind to deal with this situation much better. they are good wise folk. he wouldn't have so much heart ache....i wish him well, nevertheless.

what the hell would he do in sturgis?????

don't use the towel, we wiped our bottoms on it.

well, i told you where the nice guys are.....they dug me up, to tell you......now go find them.

i had an offer to get on the ground floor in herbal life, and if i went to california, would have been working for lucas and speilberg both....i found out later.... things are what they are...instead, i've saved a few lives, and kept some people from going down to the skids...if i wasn't there, no matter where i was, somebody would have done whatever i wasn't doing, so everything got done whether i was there or not.....if i didn't exist, things that i would be doing, would be taking care of themselves anyway, i just happen to be here, so it happened the way it happened....i'm no more special than anything or anybody else, so no matter what i do, where ever i am, really matters....and it doesn't matter to me if it matters either. i just try to do positive things instead of negative. just enough to stay out of heaven.

i'm not a nice guy at all, but i meet nice guys all the time. they're in libraries, as curators, or museums, usually scientists, or archeologists....nobody seems to look at these people......why????

why no!!! in fact, they sprint away, never to be seen by me again. i'm a none. who ain't gettin nun.

i use every available force i can to get things done..... there's only a certain amount of time left here for us, so i don't mess around. i do the same for my true friends, of which i am truly blessed to have so many of....efficiency is a good thing.

where's the free lust offers?? how come those are never free????......damn hookas!!!! ......and ummm.....................................i'll take the very poisonous, deadly breast implants too, as well. might be fun to throw at passing cars.......honey??,,,....what was that?????

he joined the christian site.

haven't been on much, my friend. going through transitions, selling the house (getting it ready) selling a car, gettin time on the scoot when i can.....summer's almost here!!! at least it's in the 70's finally, it'll be fall soon, so i wonder if we'll even have a summer up here......damn!

bingo.

also, little kids aren't aloud on this site to learn from for any examples anyway, so it's rather redundant that you'd bring that up.....most here are different around their kids from what i understand.

it's better than practical jokes. times have changed, and people are more into shock humor and one-upping each other, but this joking on here so far, has been extremely tame, because it's regulated somewhat, so that people don't get out of hand, and from seeing other internet stuff, which is ruthless, this is very tolerable, and not too vulgar, so enjoy it for what it is.....or get on a christian site which won't offend you as much, and enjoy the strict regulations and reprimands there.

good wishes to ya link