This is the only time you'll hear me say this, I'm an idiot! Just tried to enter the site. Pretty funny stuff

The bewildered cowboy







While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River .

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican, who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 p.m., both have drowned and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

So I am assuming that the woman he killed was 70 in 1976

I was just reading about UNESCO and textbooks. Apparently Saudi Arabia made a donation to UNESCO and now wants a say in what goes into textbooks. UNESCO is the UN's education front and in addition to taking over America they want to indoctrinate our students with Saudi friendly materials, Saudi's hate Christians and Jews.

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I guess I can take this info on the debate to facebook and hopefully get something going there. What the hell is Ora TV?

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While there is a chance of that happening it is pretty slim. This process is a sham. We need a law passed that forbids the CDP or whatever it is called from demanding the rep and dem candidates sign an agreement to not participate in other debates.

Gold is nothing more than an investment like stocks so selling high and buying low makes all the sense in the world.

I'm glad I went to school during the 70's and 80's!

It is a real party, they are legitimate candidates. Its just that the dems and repubs don't want anyone their who will call them on their BS! Get with the program jack, our election process is a sham.

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Its what they do when they cannot debate someone intellectually. Liberals aren't real bright, most of em don't even know they are liberal and ignorance and violence go hand in hand.

How is it possible that a presidential candidate can be arrested for going to a presidential debate?

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. – Police say the Green Party candidates for president and vice president have been arrested at the second presidential debate.

Nassau County, New York, police say Jill Stein, the Green presidential nominee, and Cheri Honkala, the vice-presidential nominee, were charged with disorderly conduct as they tried to enter the debate site at Hofstra University.

The Green Party says in a statement that Stein and Honkala were walking with supporters toward the Hofstra campus Tuesday afternoon when they were met by uniformed police officers. Stein and Honkala then held an impromptu press conference in which Stein called the debate a "mockery of democracy."

A third person was later charged with disorderly conduct.

I pretty much know who I am voting against, but my ballot is loaded with propositions and judges so I will take a few days to go through it.

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It was a typical Monday night for the bolts!