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Wed 10/07/20 04:26 AM
Hello and welcome to Mingle2

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Wed 10/07/20 04:22 AM
Edited by Jose Ugarte on Wed 10/07/20 04:47 AM
Qualifying

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Wed 10/07/20 02:30 AM
In a lot of cases it's also an IDTENT error.
Write it down to understand

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Tue 10/06/20 03:51 AM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."...

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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Mon 10/05/20 01:42 PM
Go to search at the top of the page or see who is online nearby

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Mon 10/05/20 09:08 AM
Also a much closer photo would help

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Sat 10/03/20 03:10 AM
A blonde rings her boyfriend and says "I've just bought a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger but I can't put it together.Can you come over to give me a hand".
When he arrives he looks it and says to her"We'll put the frosted flakes back in the box and have a talk about it".

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Thu 10/01/20 09:17 AM
Good one rofl

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