You can just call me el conquistador. That would be fine......

Howdy gorgeous. What be shakin?

Nope not true. Mine usually start with "Can I buy you a drink?" and ends with a drink being poured over my head.........

I'm holding out for a bass boat..........

Depends. How much is he paying you? If nothing I think your stupid. Fair enough?.........

Not sure about all that. I usually just want to eat some dorritos.......

Stoner public service announcement:

There is a product called Sure Gel (Yellow box). It is used in canning and is all natural. Mix the box with some juice or gatorade and drink. Tastes really sweet. Pee one time before you go to get tested. The 2nd pee is for the test. You will pass any urine test. This has never failed for anyone that has tried it. Your welcome........

My Mama always said a beaver in the hand was better than a moosehead in the bush...........

Of course they do. I have heard of flying squirrels dude. Haven't you ever saw Rocky and Bullwinkle. Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.......

This is pretty much how I feel about everything. You should be like a philosopher and chit.........

I've only met a few but they were as expected. I met my best friend on this site the first week I signed up many moons ago. I talk to her daily and see her weekly. Good friends are hard to find......

I don't know. I live in Kentucky darlin the odds are pretty good....

I always open doors for any lady but I never bring flowers. I instead always bring a six pack. I usually find the evening more enjoyable if I can get her a little loopy..........

I think that is Eskimos dude. Although there probably are Canadian Eskimos. I thought Canadians lived in mobile homes or ice shanties.........

Well I ain't gonna lie. I have been to Canada and I did enjoy a little Moosehead.........

Sometimes divorce is Heaven sent..

Jeff 26:1-1..........

How many do Jewish people get? Just askin..............

You can't really blame the brother. The country is full of ice dancers and they all have to wear those frilly costumes and such.........

I don't really like to drive. I did drive from Cleveland to Hilton Head, SC once and you still owe me a damn beer.........

I sure hope you are not looking for an argument.......