Sorry. That has, Vote For Jeb Bush, written all over it.

We need a true statesman in power.

I don't see one in either party.

So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:

Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them.

All the best
ZMapp Distribution Services



So the US is to send 3,000 troops to help combat Ebola.

Does anyone else get the feeling they don't know what Ebola is?



BBC Headline today; "US to send 50 experts to fight Ebola today."

BBC Headline tomorrow; "Over 1,000 Africans killed in friendly fire incident; Ebola gets away to Portugal."



So, there's a problem in Africa with the rapidly spreading Ebola virus... And there's a problem in Iraq and Syria with a militant group of terrorists who can't be stopped from spreading...

Why don't we send some of the African delegates over to Iraq to commence peace talks and see if two problems can become a solution for all of us?

If this Ebola fad takes off, Liberals, nationwide, can celebrate the great job Barry did for the economy of the USofA.







A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive care unit at the local hospital.

The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone and answers it. We've received the results from your tests, says the doctor on the other end of the line.

Bad news,you have Ebola.

Oh, my God, cries the man. Doc! What am I going to do?

Don't worry. First, we're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread, says the doctor.

Will that cure me?

No, but it's the only food we'll be able to get under the door.





Jenny McCarthy speaks out against developing an Ebola vaccine from her new home on Easter Island @absrdNEWS



If you or a loved one has Ebola you may be entitled to a cash settlement.




Now that the news channels have shown you an image of the Ebola virus, you should have no problem avoiding it altogether. #nobola


Dallas confirmed the first diagnosed case of Ebola in the United States. Let's hope the hysteria doesn't drive Sue Ellen back to the drink.


Her name was Ebola She was a showgirl With yellow mucus in her hair And a blood pouring down to there #Copacabana


Ebola patient kicked out of hospital for not having health insurance. @absrdNEWS


Tee shirts now available.




Border fence plans changed.
Now, the plan is to fence in Texas.

Yer one sick pup.

I admire your wisdom and intelligence.
You're also a cool broad any good old redneck would want watching his back.

Besides, she never looks good in blue.

If I wouldn't do her, I wouldn't want to live with her.

The cashier asked if I wanted paper or plastic.
Told her, she better make it paper.
Suffocating the old lady is still agin da law.

Welcome.

On sites, I don't look past my own city.

Where are you trying to land?

Ah, so wise.

Yup.

All that's needed to convict a man of rape is a woman claiming she didn't consent of sex and sperm being matched to the accused.

She's cool in my book.
Just very intelligent and computer savy.

I always enjoy reading Mr davidben1

I personally think the bodies should be cremated. fire would kill all bacterias.

A 50 to 90% mortality rate in the Dallas/Ft Worth area sure would look good on Barry's jobs created resume, no?

Why didn't you tell me that forty years ago?

When I was married, the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag.
Told her thanks, but no. I already had one waiting out in the truck.

The source of the picture is printed on the picture.

PS
Where, on that chart is there any mention of 100%. Mah eyes must not bes a'woikin real good.

Nevermind.
You are absolutely right.
Carry on.

I know one thing fer certain.
I see my error in trying to reason with liberals on this.
Let them sleep. Dancing with the Stars is on. That'll keep 'em calm.

Libs. Don't listen to me. Matter of fact, do exactly the reverse of what I have posted.

By now, it'd probably be a good idea to stop all flights into and out of Dallas.
I would also recommend a full quarantine of the Dallas/Ft Worth area.

This is from the CDC as well.



Incubation to death is an average of 12 days.