i miss everything

kate hudson but i`ll leave the details out of it...lol

well, whining about it certainly aint going to help...lol

AMEN!!!


child molesters just sicken me bad


acually i think he got the easy way out because you know what happens to child molesters in prison

guess where that paper came from that you did your letter writing on....from trees that they cut down when clearing out forest to make room for factories with smokestacks....lol

i never knew what true happiness was till i got married




































then it was to damn late

i think my little nephew already holds that record...lol

well, first you must get naked...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5i4A1zgA

i already came about 5 minutes ago



wich reminds me, i better go wash my hands

yeah, me too. be seeing you



wait! that just did not sound right...lol

hey, just because your on a diet dont mean you cant look at the menu

i go to cow farms and stick corks in there butts because cow farts are bad for the o-zone layer

singles events?

dont listen to papersmile, shes just a dumb canadian...lol

think i`ll just mossie on out to the kitchen and make me a pot of coffee

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"

"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.

"Oh so sad dear" says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".

"He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me ...." says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.

"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

thats ok. just let the cat have them a little longer because this would be the first time in a while that they`ve been played with other than by my self...lol