Dressed in red...check!

Wings..check! (tucked behind my back)



.....also got a pair of dildo-chucks hidden behind my back. How freakin Valentine romantical is that?!?!?!?!?!

hehehehehehe

:)

Knowing my sense of humor...I can easily get banned for life here...

so, I will stick to the lines I have heard most from the cool black cats and dolls I actually know.

"You CRAZY!!!!"

"You alright"

"You a cool mother**ker"

"Welcome"

...Elvira?!?!?!?!?!...is that you?

(sorry...thought it was an ex and threw up in my mouth a little...)

My Valentine gives me a hard on from a thousand miles away...that is some good lovin.

I think for an initial thread...Duncan did pretty good. I just read the first few words of each line. I like the direction. He don't seem like an angry new dumb*** ...I say, we bring him into the circus...we need a monkey juggler.

But, I been getting my 420 on with some extra groovy medical grade and sipping 6.0 Platinums and Grey Goose pear vodka.

Alright Mariah,
I got a question for ya...need an explanation.

Dudes always leave skid marks in thier shorts...evey man does it and has since boyhood. (the ones who deny it are complete liars)

Women NEVER leave a skid mark! I mean NEVER!!!!

so...my question is this...

Why do they make all sorts of brown underwear for women but, none for men or boys? It seems so unfair.........

I like chicks in heat!

Yep....

I stepped away when I went through manopause. (it sucked)

Wasn't pleasant company at that time and didn't want to be a drag.

But, I got over it and came back only to unexpectedly get b!tch slapped with the love I never thought I would find. Go figure.

Lotsa people bail for lotsa reasons.

Disappointment, lack of patience, meeting someone who aint "all dat and a bag o chips"....

You shoulda tazed me, then claimed her first.

beer goggles

I like em...
gorgeous, good humored enough to put up with my schitt and leave a slutty after taste in my mouth.

:)

I bagged one!

adam's apple

Some people can handle thier schitt...some can't. I wanna see a study on how many completely sober people get into accidents. My mom averages 3 a year.

Naw Fett...6'is short.....I let my brother and dad know it all the time.

hehehehehe

I love you

:)

Well crap! That leaves me out....sigh (unless 2% body fat can be cosidered "beefy") 6'2" 155lbs

Good advice Leigh...but, it is a rarity.

Vegas odds are not looking kindly on this situation though...if an adult is asking the question...it is usually cause it is asking for confimation or validation.

All I can give on this topic is this....

Love flows freely and easily like water..with no effort. It ain't easy but it just comes naturally. If ya gotta do something you ain't willing to do anyway..that ain't love.

I should give lessons.

I will stand up and call "bullschitt".

Crushes lead to love which lead to relationships which lead to blow jobs which led to sex which leads to making pure love.

Anyone who can think that a stepping stone to a blow job is waste....I can't help them. I would have killed myself.

:)

I still crush on my girl.....cause I want that blow job. (remember this the next time one of those crap "honesty" threads pops up)

Around here...friends are earned. Just hang out a bit and throw in your 2 cents on whatever topic.....When people figure out if you are either cool or a complete douche..then, you will get your friends.

Hang in there brother.