Nutburger?!?!?!?!?!?!

For some reason that made me cringe.....goose bumps....more cringing....

Great.....now I gotta talk my lil buddies down....they are trying to huddle against me for protection.......


shhhhhhhh.....its okay......she wasn't talking about you guys....shhhhhhh

Any chance you are a midget?

So three drunk lesbians are eyeballing a nun that walks into a bar......

oh man, this puppy is gonna get shifted to the jokes forum with a quickness.

Bored? Shave something. Get creative. (this is where my dogs get nervous and slink outside to hide)

Got no problem with it. Had plenty of big loving in my day.

Wait a minute.....did she simply mispell BMW?

Oh man....remind me to remember that.....cause tommorrow and Monday are gonna SUCK!

Not brave.....just too Polish to have any damned common sense.

Great! Lemme send my idiot girls your way......they think B.A.T.H. is a dirty word and somehow equate it with a butt kicking.........

CHATKA! BLACK BETTY! GET YOUR BLACK @SS'S OFF MY DAMNED WHITE COMFORTER!!!!!!! sigh........

Slipping up behind Holly and snuggling into the "Big Spoon" position...nudge nudge nudge.....hehehehehe Look Holly! No hands! nudgity nudgity nudgity.....gonna nudge you till you make the "O" face.....

You know....when you ladies start dreaming of cheap, meaningless one night stands completely devoid of emotion in a seedy motel....I can make that dream a reality.

No chance darlin.

I haven't even caught the news. What is rolling in Monday? (not sure I even wanna know)

Careful what you wish for....

take my word for it....you WILL wanna be drunk for that!

If it gives you a clue, imagine Sam Elliot singing "I'm just a girl"......that is pretty close.

Midget

Mute

No gag reflex


..........the search continues..........

That is no biggie darlin.

I dream I can fly. Does that mean I should be trying to figure out how to literally fly? Probably not. Sure, it would be cool....but, it is simply a harmless dream. Doesn't hurt nothing to just enjoy it.

Morning ladies. Looks like it is gonna be beautiful. Make it a good one.

"Shaft......He's one bad mutha..."Shut yo mouth"....

Cool bro. Weather has been great for that kind of run out here. Keep it safe homeboy.

I just got my cdl. (had to for work even though I ain't a driver for my company.) I was all panicking cause everyone else was failing the tests left and right....I aced it first time out. Took everyone else 2+hours to fail the written exam. took me 1/2 an hour. Passed. not as bad as I thought and I didn't even study the haz mat part....they sprung that on us.

If they can figure out how to box up a blow job....I want one.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (doing happy dance)

Still got that damned song kicking though.......go figure...I kick @ss singing it in the Rock Band game. Ironically, I also do really good with "I'm just a girl" and "Hey Baby Hey Baby Hey"

Yeah I remember you dude. My short term memory loss ain't as bad as I would think.

That's cool man. This site is actually alot more fun and way better moderated. Took me a while to get me out of DH mode as far as bad language and assuming everything is a fight...(so I got suspended ALOT)...but, now I really enjoy this place. Very good natured and laid back. I hope you dig it too my good man.

You still doing the trucking gig?