Wait a minute.....

What the hell are you women doing on your computers?

You're supposed to be making a sandwich.

:)

Fine....I will just say it....

Mandy......lighten up.

Jesus!!!!

Back on topic....women who should fix me an actual meal instead of being lazy and just making a sandwich ......

It will give her something useful to do between washing my socks and having sex.

Hehehehe

Good luck man. There is some tree hugging hippy chick out there for you....let's hope she shaves or at least trims her stuff.

Welcome aboard man.

I met a great woman here...I love my dog and I love eating meat...my gal loves my dog but don't eat meat....still it works.

Try not to limit your options until you have met some of the ladies.

Since I am totally arrogant ...I just gotta assume this thread is referring to some schmuck who ain't a pimp like me.

:)

In all honesty ....how boring would life be if everyone bowed and demured in humility?

Yes...angel food cake with a glass of milk is "nice "......

.....so is devil's food cake with peach schnapps.

Confidence and arrogance ......

That's it?

You guys ain't even trying.

Some of us are also cocky, vain, egotistical and narcissistic.

:)

Now reality hits........

Tonight I start graveyard shift.

Happy to do it. The hours are gonna blow .....but, I get to provide for my woman, my dog and myself.

Gonna try to go to bed in a few minutes to reset the body clock.

I ain't stayed up all night for a while.

Let the celebration COMMENCE!!!!

Got the job and my funky and hip black chefs hat.

I am as happy as a man can be.

Thanks to all for the support ...ya 'll don't suck.

:)

To me....the only thing that matters is cool or not cool.

Race and beliefs are two things I couldn't possibly care less about.

You are more than that honey.......

In fact.....never thought of you that way.

To me, you are a smart and funny, kind souled woman.

You had no control.

My Mom bailed out when I was 6 months old.

I had no control

In the end, we are all imperfect people trying our hardest to have a good life.

Chin up trooper.

You guys are wasting a lot of time.

She ain't talking about rape like a woman getting laid....

Apparently she is talking about a culture being raped.

Not sure how it can be done....but, I'll give it a shot.

Actually ....I really meant sheep.

That just sounds nasty.

Eeewwwwww.

May as well date a sheep.

It has gotten so bad that I actually put my pants on to post this.

(Just playing .....of course I am naked when I Mingle....I just don't brag about it like I used to)

I do what I gotta do to keep from upsetting the Feng Seui of the delicate ones.

They are the ones who run off b!/aching and whining.....

That is why there are no more sex references.

Ohhhhhhh

I would answer but any mention of sex is now forbidden on this site.

(I know....it's overkill but, they did it to get rid of the freaks)

Uhhhhhhh.

Where are you from honey?

I was born and raised in north America and have never heard that term.

So far you just posted two angry threads against whites and all of north America based on Facebook and Family Guy.....

Seems like you are in a bad mood.

Hope your day gets better darling.

They drive just fine.....they just don't know how to change a tire.

Saw some Japanese tourist in a suit looking bewildered at a flat tire with a tire iron in one hand and a hammer in the other in a parking lot on a 110 degree day. (His woman looking pissed sitting in the car)

I showed em some mercy....pulled up and said "konichi wa "...then took 10 minutes to change their tire.

That was one happy guy. He even shook my dirty white
hand spouting Japanese and smiling like crazy.

So.....not all of us round eyes are d!#ks.

Now......back to the topic at hand....angry chicks who can't drive.

:)

ROR......that's Asian for "Raff out Roud "

Welcome brother .....hope you dig it here.

Ps....I ain't ever had a fortune cookie that tasted good...and I always get some lame crap like, "the slowest horse doesn't always lose the race ".....

What idiots ....the slowest horse ALWAYS loses a race.

My b'7ch.

:)

So....just got the call from the casino offering me the job.

Thank you everyone for your support and encouragement. Means a lot. I go in Friday to fill out paper work and pee and back ground check...shouldn't be a problem.

Next step will be getting a gaming license and food handler's certification.

When I get this finalized....I pop the cork on the champagne I brought from Texas.

I think that me starting over is the best move I ever made.

You may have misread this doll...

What would you pay to have someone who is hot to screw you?