Used to run like the wind....forward for my soccer team....could run for days....

then there was that one time I got stupid on a balance beam....

a broken tailbone changes things......after that....running just ain't the same for me.

But, good for you guys who do it. It was always nice to feel so free and to leave everything and everyone behind.

Screw that! Round up the Texas girls...get me drunk and use me mercilessly....that'll teach her!

...and no Mirror....

She is quite aware of the fact that I used to be a tournament fighter....her old man just beats on women....I offered to deal with him....like most women who sleep with the guys who kick thier @ss's...she don't want me to track him down.

Just give yourself a wedgie and I will feel alot better Fear....thank you in advance....muahahahahahaha

Thanks kids.

I am just glad that I am old/jaded enough to not flip the f**k out like I would have in the past.

Oddly enough, I dealt with it pretty well...all things considered.

To an extent, I do understand why she did what she did after it came out and we spoke about it.

Unhappily married....gets her @ss kicked pretty frequently...sticking with it for the career...

Her thing was just needing a dream of the good times past and the hope that good times might be in the future instead of no one understanding her for the rest of her life and just liking the fact that someone loved her with no strings attatched.

Don't get me wrong. My feelings haven't changed. Do I still love her. Yep....can't really do anything about that one. But, I can't just dwell on loving someone who will settle for less than the real thing.....and knows it.

Still, I almost feel guilty about writing the whole thing off. Kind of hard to just disreguard what my heart tells me. But, we do what we gotta do.

Some of you know that I have been claimed...promised...that kind of thing.

Been that way for a while now.

Anyhow....

Found out that she is married.

This ain't a plea for sympathy or pity. I have known for a while now and purposefully distanced myself till I got over the bad part of the emotionality thing. This is also NOT throwing myself on the auction block for the horny ones to squabble over.

I got alot of friends and well wishers here. I figure you are gonna find out sooner or later and I prefer you hear it from me.

If anything, I still feel kind of stuck in that I am a man of my word and I made a promise to wait....I realize how retarded it must seem to even consider continuing to wait. My line of thinking is...when I give my word...I mean it....

every a-hole can make a promise and keep it when things are good...but, break thier promise when things go south.

Like I said....I know it sounds retarded.

Anyway. Apparently, I am single again. (not sure what the hell she was thinking when she tracked me down but, I am pretty sure the "Oh I am married" thing should have been mentioned)

It is what it is. Like I said...just wanted to let my friends know.

I am cool now and not upset anymore. So I am alright. I just don't wanna act one way when things aren't what they seem.

Still got NO IDEA how I am gonna break this to my family....they ask about her all the damned time.

I have missed you too sweet lil chrissy.

bout to post on the relationships thing. It will explain my not being around as much.

Muah lil honey.

She is my girl! She is such a doll.....and yes....I wanna bite into her fine booty and have her drag me around the coffee table for a few laps.

What can I say.....sure people suck but, they sure are fun to draw.

You know how to make me happy darling. Hehehehehehe

......And to whomever said that breasts aren't sexual organs.....obviously ain't been around me when I am going for broke!

So you would think but, the horses freak when I break out the condoms.

Buenos dias kids. Just wrapping up a lunch of stroganhof n fruity pebbles and talking my dad down from being too danged excited. Got a cousin on dancing with the stars....he is flipping out. Sure the chick is cool but he is working himself up to a heart attack!

It is my unique talent. Was gonna text with my **** for America's Got Talent but, they kicked me out while I was limbering up.

You can "Voom" me anytime babydoll!

An official day sans clothing??? I am IN!!!!!!

An official day sans clothing??? I am IN!!!!!!

Why? Because my brain requires constant attention. And besides....Omar the tent maker enjoys the occasional massage.....if I could afford to take him to the Little Tokyo massage parlour every 2.5 minutes, I would. But, since I can't, it is up to me to keep him happy.

You are sweet Seamac......apparently you need glasses but, I am cool with that. Trying to find my "May I suggest the sausage?" Shirt but, I think it is in the laundry.

That is sooooooooo sexi!

Screw it....

I may just post a full on slippery booty/fresh out the shower shot and claim that I meant to post it in the art thread under "fine arts"....

an honest mistake and a completely legal way to hang my stuff out in front of everyone......

(gotta keep the mods on thier toes)

OH!!!!!

The title to this thread is sooooooo
misleading!


There I was...boner in hand....visions of Luvs2 dancing in my head.....then

BAM!!!!!!!! some sad son of a b*tch giving me puppy dog eyes while some hawt chick blows him.....

needless to say....my concentration was throwed and I am gonna have to pop in my italian nun porn to get my hard on back....

next time..give me fair warning!