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Dan ain't sleeping. I saw him half an hour ago working his Mojo. He bet me a beer that he could bag this one.......


I went ahead and took the bet even though I knew a guy like Dan would easily score that sweet piece of meat. (I gotta boost his ego....he got a little pecker and I always try to be supportive of my friends)

You sent your kid electronic shopping on black Friday?......you must have really hated him.

Actually, that would be those shifty Canadians.......they just sit up thier hovering over all of us...being too quiet....I don't trust em.....even thier stupid monopoly money is evil. One of these days, they are gonna ride down on thier mooses and zamboni's all covered in flannel and maple syrup and take the rest of the world by suprize.

I keep saying "PRE-EMPTIVE NUCLEAR STRIKE!!!" but, no one listens.

while I am there I should pick up a new english to french dictionary
so I can figure out how to say that I wanna f**k your blue haired @ss like you are my sister......

Comment alez vous mi amore'? Le azure belle femme fatale est du monde et mois.

masturbating furiously.......

the blue hair just gives me SUCH a boner.......

Absolutely.

Now, bring on the bubblehead bimbo's!

Hehehehehe

You're a good sport Bonny.

I am of course just having fun. I always treat my penis recepticles with feigned respect.

hehehehe don't really matter honey....by the time you find me the remote and fix me a sandwich, it will be time for you to bring me another one anyway......

What is that monotone buzzing sound?


Oh Bonny! Hey babe....make yourself usefull and fetch me a beer....hehehehehehehe

(ducking and running away)

Not exactly sure why my f**k toys would need to be intelligent.....

I don't really believe in apologies.

I mean...for accident's...sure...ok.

But, when someone intentionally does something and then apologises afterwards...it is as meaningless as pretending to forgive them. (forgiveness is equally useless)

Note to self.....BEG THAT GIRL FOR HER MESSENGER ADDY..........

Farmer.......

without those guys growing all that food, all of us would have to be out hunting or gathering to feed our families.

Without farmers, we would have no rock stars, no tv stars, millionaire jocks, super models or any of those pointless and useless joke jobs....none of it.

I know her! Great in the sack but, the whisker friction burn sure does chafe.

Yeah lid N rocker hawty.....

as long as it is unplugged when not in use you are fine. Sure beats getting blindsided when you are sitting there looking like hell with your morning hard on and a buddy popping on to say "Dude! Put on some friggen clothes!"

Mine was pretty basic....plug it in.....pc detects and preps it....you are good to go....

generally, the people in your network have to send a request to see through your webcam...you have to approve/disapprove.

however, got a buddy who knows how to turn mine off and on without asking me so I don't take the chance of wandering by in my Dora the explorer nighty with my hair AFU and eyeboogers as I stagger towards the coffee pot.

Uhhhhhhh Mo....

Is the scotch kicking in on ya bro?

hahahahahahahaha

To my experience, stuff like that is for people who dwell on the past as thier personal highlights. What I really dread is the ones who focus on the really negative scars for thier conversations....you know, abusive x's, failed suicides, pets that resent them.......

Oh, I gotta webcam and I make sure that puppy ain't plugged in.

Once I figured out that people can activate it remotely without you knowing it.....you better make sure that everyday is a good hair day.

Thank you everyone.

Somehow, I think it helped.