krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
You obviously ain't from Texas. We get a month of winter....the rest is summer.
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
What is your favorite
Fresh vulcanized rubber......I swear!
Everytime I pass by new tires my mouth just waters. |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
but Red.....that ain't a spider. 10 legs, 2 eyes, fuzzy and cuddly....awwwwwwwww that lil cuty just wants a hug!
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
They just need love. I let the non poisonous stay indoors. the ones that can jack you up, I take outside. Same with the wasps. Only ones I really kill are the mosquitos and flys.
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
Time constraint...
QUOTE: QUOTE: Dude, if you feel the need to get back into a battlezone.....lemme give you my ex's #. Not only can you find yourself back in a relationship, you will have damned good reason for lugging around a flak jacket. Damn krupa, WTF? Is your ex a war junkie too? Worse.....mexican......far more dangerous. |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
different or not
QUOTE: Humm like a spider in for the kill ya mean shshsh hell I have not even met ya and I would bet my paycheck on it ya about as shy as a rattle snake going in for the kill 
But...but... I AM TOO SHY DAMNIT!!!!! I just happen to be shy with a belligerantly ego-centric, sexually driven, exhibitionist personality. Why a guy can't introduce himself politely with his pants around his ankles and not be considered shy is beyond me. Not my fault that the rest of society reads it wrong. |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
different or not
QUOTE: QUOTE: I would be the shy and introverted wall flower. Rarely making eye contact. Mumbling when spoken too. and I pee a little bit if anyone touches me. Hahahah and we should wear our boots if we believe that as well........ better yet bring a ladder....... 
shhhhhhhhhh....I am trying to lure her closer......don't blow this for me......... |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
Time constraint...
Dude, if you feel the need to get back into a battlezone.....lemme give you my ex's #. Not only can you find yourself back in a relationship, you will have damned good reason for lugging around a flak jacket.
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
different or not
I would be the shy and introverted wall flower. Rarely making eye contact. Mumbling when spoken too. and I pee a little bit if anyone touches me.
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
Why are all women so stupid?
The one with the penis! duh....
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
Why are all women so stupid?
???????
Dan ain't sleeping. I saw him half an hour ago working his Mojo. He bet me a beer that he could bag this one....... 
I went ahead and took the bet even though I knew a guy like Dan would easily score that sweet piece of meat. (I gotta boost his ego....he got a little pecker and I always try to be supportive of my friends) |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
Web Cams
QUOTE: geez...I sent my kid out to get one hours ago...I hope is still alive out there..and brings one home soon..Hope he didn't get trampled by a bunch of old ladies.. You sent your kid electronic shopping on black Friday?......you must have really hated him. |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I dont want to be hung upside down naked in the middle of the desert and have Russian dissidents burn my nipples with a magnifying glass. Then my good sir, we are very different! 
I don't want penguins to take over the world, but I just can't help think that they're planning something! Actually, that would be those shifty Canadians.......they just sit up thier hovering over all of us...being too quiet....I don't trust em.....even thier stupid monopoly money is evil. One of these days, they are gonna ride down on thier mooses and zamboni's all covered in flannel and maple syrup and take the rest of the world by suprize. I keep saying "PRE-EMPTIVE NUCLEAR STRIKE!!!" but, no one listens. |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
LUV2ROKNROLLS FLIRT CLUB
while I am there I should pick up a new english to french dictionary
so I can figure out how to say that I wanna f**k your blue haired @ss like you are my sister......
Edited by krupa on Fri 11/27/09 12:46 PM
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
LUV2ROKNROLLS FLIRT CLUB
Comment alez vous mi amore'? Le azure belle femme fatale est du monde et mois.
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
LUV2ROKNROLLS FLIRT CLUB
masturbating furiously.......
the blue hair just gives me SUCH a boner....... |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
Why are all women so stupid?
QUOTE: QUOTE: Hehehehehe You're a good sport Bonny. I am of course just having fun. I always treat my penis recepticles with feigned respect. Well if we cannot have fun amongst ourselves then all is lost. 
Absolutely. Now, bring on the bubblehead bimbo's! |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
Why are all women so stupid?
Hehehehehe
You're a good sport Bonny. I am of course just having fun. I always treat my penis recepticles with feigned respect. |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
Why are all women so stupid?
QUOTE: QUOTE: What is that monotone buzzing sound? Oh Bonny! Hey babe....make yourself usefull and fetch me a beer....hehehehehehehe (ducking and running away) Sure Krupa, would you like to wear it or drink it? hehehehe don't really matter honey....by the time you find me the remote and fix me a sandwich, it will be time for you to bring me another one anyway...... |
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 8184 |
Topic:
Why are all women so stupid?
What is that monotone buzzing sound?
Oh Bonny! Hey babe....make yourself usefull and fetch me a beer....hehehehehehehe (ducking and running away) |