Waking up and seeing my beautiful woman smiling at me.

Ain't nothing more I could ask for.

For a "white girl "......seems like you got some difficulties speaking English....no offence....you just don't look Zulu or Apache.

We don't cheat.

We love and we are loyal.

We are thankful for a good woman....and we hold on through good times and bad times....through thick and thin....we hold on to a good love.

Sucks that you are dealing with a bad situation....it always blows to try hard and just end up solo.

Keep trying sister.....good love is out there.

You dont walk out into your yard to find a diamond.....you gotta get dirty and work for it.

I don't watch a lot of hockey...who is going to the World Bowl Cup?

I am putting my money on the Harlem Globe Trotters. They always win.

I am just gonna answer....."art "

Though I ain't even sure you are speaking English ....what is a kik?

Same reason as guys with little peckers always always do the "Does size matter? " threads...

The ones with little penises will always be the only ones who worry about it.


Most guys are simple and only pimps in their own mind.

Amen.....!

Why would you wait?

Just call.

If ya get shot down.....you are no more alone than before the call.

Or...

Ya got someone to talk to.

I don't see the point of hesitating to reach out for what you want.

Would you allow someone else to tell you what you want?

I wouldn't.

I have done it in a sense...

Go out ...hit a club...I like hanging out close to the short, swarthy, unshaven slobs who is wearing a t -shirt, baggy shorts and hasnt reached for a brush in two days...

It only makes me look more attractive.

Some may think it is a ghetto cheat tactic....

So what?

It works.

:)

If I may say....a thread like this can fly if everyone approaches it with a bit of humor.

Just saying....you will have better luck making em smile.

....thanks Deep....pretty subtle and smoothe......

Anyhoo....

Nice guy or jerk got zero to do with chicks digging you or not digging you.

It has nothing to do with the chicks.

The common denominator of successfully scoring some tail is this.....

You.

If you are or ain't scoring...it is because of you.

Blaming women don't fly....they cant all be wrong.

(Not saying "you " directly...just a general statement.....guys tend to blame women when they got no woman)

....and Geppetto....lots of meat in the body...and Soufie went straight up "Conan the Barbarian " with that crab hammer...I had crap all over me after her first couple of hits.

Good times.

:)

It was such a laid back and relaxing day.

Wandering the shoppes. Seeing the sights. Holding my woman's hand and just spending quality time with my girl. The crab and beer feast was just a part of it.

A wonderful day.....with my wonderful wench.

:)

........crickets chirping......

Alright .....

You kids fight nice or I swear to God....

I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND RIGHT NOW!!!!

Back on topic...

Loveable jerk.

This is easy.....be crude and shallow with a hint of sexism....but, MAKE THEM SMILE AND LAUGH.

Otherwise ...it is just being a dousche.

That is what guys don't understand .....being with someone is supposed to be fun.

I realize this advice won't help the ones with no sense of humor.

No skinny person EVER asks this question.

Same as no guy with a big penis asks if size matters...only guys with little penis are worried.

My soul is black....does that count?

:)

Fine....18 years after the Morrow building got the schitt blowed out of it....

We got armchair quarterbacks with theories and hunches posting on a random dating site but pretending like their every thought is gospel.

What is it that you personally know that everyone else is too stupid to figure out?

Enlighten us with the facts you found on the Internet.

No John....you will be our guest.

Eating crab and salmon. Beer on the beach.

No talking about politics.

You will dig it homeboy.