Darlin, if this krupalope was roaming on your home, we would both be too danged busy and sweaty to Mingle.

Well, Krupa encompasses my hugeness....besides, typing my real name Juan Rufio Hidalgo Sanchez Ramirez De La Paz Esteban Kwanzaa O' Sullivan Ochiba Krupa is just a b*#ch on my Black Berry.

UhHhhh Quiet......

This is Texas......we don't have mollassas OR January.

It will be a vital staging point for our final assault on the last bastion of resistance......Rhode Island

One thing I know for a FACT....

On this very site......

When I do post up a skin pic....I get loads of positive e-mails. I add new pix pretty frequently and I post everything from formal to all but naked casual. The concept that a shirtless man is after a fling is as retarded as....she is in a skirt for easier access.

When we as Americans begin dictating what decorum is morally tasteful.....then we will be orthodox moslems.

I seriously doubt any of you ladies would apprecieate someone else deciding that a friggen burkah is proper attire for you.

Anyone who does not like my nipples are free to pass right on by to the ones futily trying to hide their pasty rolls, woolly lumps and tattoos of their ex wife across their heart. I am here for my good friends.

Wait a minute.....the LAST thing I got for free was the flu. The gift that keeps on giving......I swear, the next time I blow my nose, I am gonna have an aneurism.

Me being the ingrateful prick that I am......

I often have well meaning people try to give me freebies. My thought...."Crap....something else to dust/clean"

The last thing I got was a monster hardwood entertainment center that has to weigh 800 lbs. Sure it is beautiful. But, if that thing falls through the floor of my crappy lil place, I am screwed.

Do not abandon hope o jaded one......swear fealty to me and I will place a battalion of stormtrooping midget battle hookers in your command to seize Delaware when the time is right.

Tempting ain't it????

Admit it......you're tempted.

Wearing a leopard print bannanna hammock and leading my army of midget battle hookers on a binge of conquests that will make attilla the hun, Ghengis Khan and Alexander the great look like a bunch of tourists.

Howdy'all. Just grooving along here at work with my 102 fever to keep me perky and warm (cold,hot,freezing,you understand)

Anyway, it is a hellofalot more fun than my weekend so I am happy!

Does getting the drippy d**k for free count?

This is all pretty self evident.....

The ones who are modest/shy/ less than self-confident .......do not post skin pix (or at least gripe about the ones who do)

The ones who are happy/ confident in their bodies don't hesitate to show some skin.

The idea that "I am only interested on the inner person".....I don't buy.

Experience tells me that, if given a choice between a physically unattractive person with a beautiful soul......and an attractive person with a beautiful soul.....people go with looks.

Showing some skin is simply a way of showing who you are (physically)

I find it far more honest than hiding ones body behind a mumu.....cause you are gonna have to show what ya got sooner or later.

"Turn off the lights" before sex tells me that a person has real confidence issues.....

So......I say....bring on the skin pix.....let's me know what I am working with.

True.....the problem with that theory is.....THIS IS EARTH.

Women are every bit as visually oriented as guys are. Sure, tastes in personal decorum may vary.....but from my experience......women like flesh.

whiteout......... You must be having an acid flashback. It is 87 degrees with gorgeous skies.

That is okay. We will talk you through it.

whiteout......... You must be having an acid flashback. It is 87 degrees with gorgeous skies.

That is okay. We will talk you through it.

I am from Texas. We can't even spell "perplexed".

I am new people. Meet me! Meet me!!!!

I am a little dissapointed. After seeing the thread title, I was hoping one of us finally got lucky.

Well, when you get home, you should have her clean house while you watch saturday morning kids shows and eat ice cream. THAT will really get her goat.

Good morning kids. Oh man! Am I glad yesterday is over. Too wierd to describe cause it was so unbelievable but, the short of it was I was highjacked into being the voice of reason during an intervention for two people I have never met. After hearing their problems, my best advice was start over. Sell everything you got. Move to a different town. Change everything about your appearance. Become different people and never be you again.

Go figure....me as the voice of reason.

Anyway, I am headed back to their place with my best friend and we are gonna throw away everything that cannot be sold. Trash, trinkets, keepsakes, photos....today I strip away two strangers lives down to absolute nothing.

This has been a really strange week.

Walks in. Grabs bottle of whiskey...pops a handful of fukitalz....swigs down half the bottle o whiskey and walks out. "Put it on my tab"

Hope you gals night sucks less than mine.

Catch you tommorrow.