No I disagree.sex is good for you...makes you live longer.
-Sleep better
- relieves stress
- it burns calories
- strenthens muscles (heart)

You're either bi or a lickolotapuss

Lol...I didnt see it...you must be talking about the pink blouse he makes reference to in his OP...if he doesn't put it back up we will know your sincere and thoughtful comments make him feel uncomfortable.

Oh really! Pheromones via scrach n sniff. ..do I ever feel stupid now with my mailing comments. people will think I'm from the bush yes Pryor and Carlin swap for the #1 stand up Comedian of all time on a few top 12 lists. clean comics;Cos at #8 and Seinfeld is #11

do I bother you? I'm doing a survey.

(On topic) I agree with
The OP
"Life's funny that way"
and it may be rare for many to find that mutual connection through their lives.

Ok a Priest a Rabbi and a donkey walk into a bar...

Hi bastet long time no see.
They sent you away...didnt they?
Pheromones? Yeah you think so.
So you talk to someone once and if it goes well you guys exchange underwear through the mail. Was that lewd?..lol I know its
100% subjective. Some like Bill Cosby and some like Richard Prior and some can enjoy all . I'm not convinced its a "Cosby crowd"
and the dynamics change about as ofter as you mail your pheromones...jk IDK
How often do you mail your Pheromones
*snickers*;) nice to see you again.

Oh no I did it again..
On the wrong thread!
I was looking for the other one that said
" Morning "
Mornin'

There you go Numero Uno Crystal said sorry
so that makes you wrong!but not entirely.
You see woman are very good at saying sorry
and have an accurate impression of events
when we are the subject of their interest.
There After the eager consummation, a dormant demon awakes within the female cranium.
The female head violently splits open and a green lizard with white discharge and big fangs pops out and posseses the body..
(Figuratively speaking) Its not there fault,NO!
Thats who they are,they are not subject to change by choice but by nature you see and we should be lucky
that nature is so fantastic and the lizard demons subsidies for mating rituals
(I learnt all that watching Lorne Green as a kid)
Oh the Ladies know I'm joking and I don't think that's how they really are ..right Ladies? LADIES!

Life as I know it...through pony blinders

Lol...Hi {{Crystal}}
Seems we have a double entendre going on..
Have do I answered that?? I guess everybody knows I tend to lean to the ish side instead of the

I wonder why..lets try the nieve angel.

"How did you know"?
Thats because I have a truck. there..that wasn't so bad, I will turn over a new leaf. Ok just this last one then

"Yes oil needs to be done quite regularly actually. How did you know? "

Because I'm usually the one getting worked
into putting a new seal on the shaft and dipping my stick and changing her oil.
after that I make sure she takes It for a good hard ride and buries the 'needle' lol

And your oil too I'm sure

{{Sherrie}}
The mask..lol I am also blessed.."n that's what she said"
"Ride" eh .. I usually say it in a different context

'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever
'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever

Take it in the back Max
Ride me on the stairs Clair
With leather N lace Graaace
And slide on my face

'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever
'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever

Ride me in the duff muff
Make a big slam Ann
No need to discuuuuuss muuuch
Just put me on my back pat
and set my Pony free

'Cuz there are 50 ways to love my lever
'Cuz there are 50 ways to love my lever

Its a little hairy Sherrie
A little skin off your knees Leis
Bend on the treeeeee leeeeigh
then set the Pony free
Cuz there are 50 ways to ride my level

Just tell me the truth Ruth
are we making juice
Just spin on the swing and sing
Don't worry about a thing
Ok..take it on the chin Lynn and then we can beggin.

Cuz there's 50 ways to love my lever

Pony is just a metaphor for a DICKson
so when they call me Pony there are calling
me mames lol

Names were changed to protect the innocent.

Lol..Exactly! Your consistent for sure, no curve balls or blue balls..lol that one sliped.

So it went like this:

Hers your mac n cheese Ms..just as you ordered. ."THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT".
...But you love 'em this way"? .."That was last week" I want the coloured macaroni"
"But the coloured pasta is not out in mac n cheese yet" EXACTLY!!!

Numero uno, so whats this about the gummer sisters?...lol I'm in Camrose for a bit and on to Edson...yeah its tempting..lmao..maybe not

They were all good housekeeper, they keeped them all. No a didn't get divorced. ..
Marrage was grand..why make 100 grand.

No don't get divorced just move country

Pretty funny one!
I was just looking for 10% Off
Or get Off sales

(Test test)
Heres you mac and Cheese Ms

Oh good...between your scarry Halloween mask and my piss poor attitude I think we scared them all off. Good we can talk now.
What was that you say its not a mask...
*screams like Maccaulay Calkin in "Home alone" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
{{{Sherrie}}} me been silly,
Hope your well girl

Lol ..your a real piece of work aren't you.
You single handedly hightend the standerds, from;
"We only want what we can't have
TO
We want you to bring us what doesn't exist. just shoot us please

Sure why not yours too..its called choices
Woman smile at you..or me, dont be confused
to think they like you...they like men.
Some have seen more �ockends than weekends.
About making the large in Grimshaw.
Again..choices. there is no place that booms like Alberta in North America.
If everyone has money then why would money make a difference? It wouldn't unless you had nun, you know what is like to have Nun?

Good smart younger man!
Research you say...well look no further as a have done all the R&D for you through North America already.

Ok finish that heavy duty mechanics ticket and work in the oil patch in Alberta.

Lets see...at an average of 30 to 40 thousand a month with a sevice truck unless you just want a hand job..er that didn't sound very good did it.
Anyways woman will want your money. This is tested R&D btw

Or that is for a while
but money wont make them true...its just a lure and a pacifier.
Most woman want one thing...there's only one thing most woman want...and thats what she can't have. Thats the only thing most woman want.

I don't want to here from any sniveling woman saying..well I'm not like that.them your simple not most woman.
I'm sure of it every woman on here isn't "most woman:

I think I'm looking for the beautiful woman in the picture is that you?
welcome! Some are easy to talk to others are just..well.. easy.