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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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wheres all the fun at?
Hi Chubby, we may not have met, but it is a nice day for a white
wedding. Sushi |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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check this out 2
Oh,Tneal, I AM speaking English. Ask Rambill or 4u to help you
translate. Meredith |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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Thanks Rambill, your picture looks more like an emeral every day. Will
you please translate Da's messages to me? I think I've been given a compliment, but I can't be sure. Sushi |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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Damn Bad Guy, you won't even talk to me one on one. You reply to my
messages through others. I'm having a hard time finding which forum you're slamming me on. I know that one said I'm an ugly, old bitch and will always be that way. You must have looked at my picture--yeah, right there, to your left unless you have your monitor upside down. By the way, we don't even know what YOU look like. Let's see, I see you as about 6'--How's that? I don't know what you weigh but I have a feeling that when you look down in the shower you can't see your, ah, toes--yeah, that's it, your toes. Now I know you all probably think I'm being cruel. Please go through some of the other forums and see what has been said about me. AND it all started Sunday when I wrote in "Hi I'm new" and I was greeted with OOOO Can I lick your pussy" followed by "oooo, do you think she likes to suck dicks." Followed by "Watcha doing on here old lady?" Don't you remember? Da Big Daddy Dog. And I'm supposed to think that's funny and fun. Really, friends, check out the other forums with his comments about me. Some of the other things he says to the young women 18-22. Damn, I hope none of them are 18. They'll open up Acatraz for you. Really I love men; I was even married to one once. But, really, Da Big Man, turn your undies around and enter puberty. I'll get off your back when you get off of mine. I sent you a conciliatory e-mail. "Peace,"I said. What did you do? Posted it on this site and went on to tear me to pieces (please see page one of this forum). Three pages of this are devoted to me. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? MEREDITH |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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Alright, you've got to agree that I'm at least clever. And I'm really
having fun 'cause I'm protected by a computer screen a thousand miles away. |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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Oh come on 4u. You know I'm playin. Please try to explain thar to
DaBadMan. It seems he can dish it out but can't take it in. I guess like they say, "if you can't take the heat, get out of the oven." He hasn't made it hot enough for me. All he can do is hurl sophomoric insults-- you know, like old, ugly, wrinkled. Is that the best he can do? Meredith |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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Hey, TNEAL, You guys really don't get what I'm doing.. 4u is on the
verge, but he's he's using his reasoning skills. You guys are so funny. Anyway did you notice that Bad Guy talked around me again instead of a personal one on one? Speaking of jello, I must have missed that compliment. Let me know what you're talking about. Oh, Neal, that reminds me, I have a box of lime jello in my cabinet. I have a great receipe--put the contents in a bowl of hot water, add some chopped celery and chopped pecans. The only problem is that the best pecans grow on a tree in Wisconsin. I'd really like to make trip there and get some--they really are the best. This particular type of tree really doesn't like to drop its fruit and if you try to get these pecans, the tree wiggles so hard that you really have to use force. But if you can harvest them, they make the best Thanksgiving Day salad. Be sure they're not rotten, or you'll spend the day in the bathroom, talking to john on the big phone. |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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Neal, last Sunday I joined and wrote in to say HI. I was greated with
such kindnesses as "Hey you like to eat (male body part.)" "Here's grandma, she can't be picky at her age, ya know" Well instead of running me off a demon was unleashed. ya know, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." It didn't take too long to realize what I had gotten to. Check out the sites. Big Da Bad Dog will never talk to me directly,only through others. I asked him to to e-mail me directly. I even offered to talk to him by phone. Ha! He's scared. Meredith (Sushi) |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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And oh, are you so basic that you can't insult someone without using the
words ass, bitch, MF, FUMF, STFU,WTF, LOL, AOL, NFL, and so on. I missed the part about the jello; golly gee, how can you insult me when I don't know what you're talking. And get that pacifier out of your mouth; you should have started salivating by now. |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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Hi TNEAL, Hey speaking of jello, there was what they call The Nutcracker
Festival last week at Reliant Center here in Houston. Honest to God, there was a bath and body exhibit where they were selling this stuff that you put in your bath water. It holds the heat while you soak in it. It was green and felt just like jello. Real good if you're sore from any exercise. I wish I could have bought some, but it was $32 for only one bath's worth. Oh, be quite, Cross Bones, I'm on a break trying to impart something interesting to Neal. |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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For crying in a bucket, Skull; lay off the young women and try to find
someone your own age. You're old enough to be her father. If you had an 18 yr. old daughter (which you probably do), how would you like some quickly approach forty to hit on her. Sushi (Meredith) I wish I could call you, I wanted to give you my phone number, but I remember seeing a message yesterday from a young man who fell in love with his computer. Well, this computer changed her mind and wouldn't return his phone calls or e-mails. So for revenge, he posted her e-mail number AND telephone number on the web for all to see. Then he kissed the screen good-bye and put his fist through the monitor. |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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GOOD MORNING HI FOLKS?
Good morning IAM, I really like a good comeback, a clever wit,someone
out there who can zap me without writing cryptic as in AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'd love to joke and exchange banter with someone who can write me a "gotcha" without using body parts or body functions to convey their message. Also can any one who writes a clever, funny insult without using MF, FUMF, WTF, STFU, SOS, TKO, NFL, etc. would really be appreciated. I've been honing my skills for a long time and I can cut like a knife with out any curse words or body parts. Gosh, I wish I could meet some of you (men and women) in person. I'd rip um to shreds, and all they would be able to do is run out of the room crying or slap me into the NEW YEAR ( which is the coward's way out.) I have friends here in Houston and we roll around on the floor laughing until the abs hurt. I even tried the politics' chat room. Some were talking about how they'd like to see Arnold S. (can't spell it) run for Pres. From the way the conversation was going, I believe they thought he was a Democrat. He's not. And anyway, he is a naturalized citizen of the US and can't be Pres. unless they changed the constitution while I wasn't looking. So what to do? I'm staying with the forums. I've already met two women who were getting chewed up, by Bad Daddy Dog or whoever. One's from Canada and one's from No. East TX. Hey I'm proposing that we meet half way--say in Chicago--have lunch and go to a movie. Now that's what I joined for. Meredith (Sushi) |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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morning
Dear Poison, You really are a nice-looking man. Send me the name of a
song, and I'll sing you the lyrics. Please don't curse at me or write things like MF, FUMFB, WTF, STFU. LOL, AOL. NFL, or TKO. I've really had plenty of that in trying to chat and make friends. A cold front blew through here about 6AM. If you're a drinking man, a shot, no, a half cup of cheap brand mixed with Nyquil. That should do the trick. If it doesn't, go to the nearest doc and get something call Nasonex ask him to throw in some anti-biotics. Now, mind you, you may not be able to drive for a few days, but at least you'll feel good. and as Don Henley wrote "Well I'm allllready gone, and I'm feee e ling strong; I will sing ing this mytery song. OOOO OO OOOO. Meredith |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
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"Home, Home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play; And
never is heard, a discouraging word" Hey, it's 3:30 CST. I'm really obsessed about getting some sleep. So, Goodnight,or morning. Hey, It's Wed. The receipe section will be in the CHRONICLE. Damn, will someone tell me how to underscore words on this machine. Oh, Bad Guy, I need some advice from you on how to choose reading glasses or even some bi-focals. Sushi AKA Meredith Call me sometime. It's sooo easy to hide behind the computer |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
I'm going to sleep; This is wearing thin.
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
Ok, Bad Guy, I thought the deal was kindly criticism. I see that
Onterio and Radill can discuss without anger, but you can't. The remark concerning my education or lack thereof, was below the belt. Have I said a word about your schooling? Your age, or stfu or wtf or quxyz. Nope,try getting to me without sarcasm. Then I'll take you seriously. And, Yes, Snacky, 24 hrs. ago I didn't have many wrinkles. But now the furrows between my brows look like the Grand Canyon. Be easy on me; the people at the Texas Medical Center are working hard to get my medication correct. Don't snap back 'cause I might be telling the truth this time. Meredith |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
Please Snacky, Calm down. Your intelligence quotient is a measurement
of how much you can learn (Statistics 101). You have the ability to learn a lot but it's not going to come from above. You've gotta read, listen, and soak it in. If you're not in school, run, don't walk there. JUST SAY HI isn't the place for a real education. Just look at some of these profiles, see what they do for a living, see how they speak,etc.Find a nice man who doesn't write stfu or wtf or whatever those compilments are. What am I doing here? Well being as my IQ is probably in the low-grade moran range, I do have to say do have to say that I'm pretty well set for life. Now all I need is a nice boyfriend who doesn't call me an STFU. Meredith |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
Oh by the way Snack, I lived in NO, my entire family was from there.
Did you ever see pictures of the wreckage? We're talking about 200,000 homeless. Girlfriend, where have you been? |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
Damn Organic, I told you to use apostrophes instead of commas. Come on,
you're the best looking one in the whole bunch. As for the beautiful 18 year old girl. I'm forty years older than you, and I gottcha on all levels. " I can see for miles and miles; I can see for miles and miles; I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles." Pete Townsand THE WHO. They'd be great today if one hadn't committed suicide and the other hadn't died of a coronary at the age of 40 something. Please don't speak unless you know what you're talking about. Sushi |
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sushi Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 2184 |
Hi, this is about serious stuff. We'll play later. You got it wrong.
in Texas we aren't raw fish; we just eat 'em that way--scales, eyeballs, fins and all. MM |