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Sun 05/09/10 01:24 PM
Yes...You can charge the whole thing to my Visa!
:P

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Sat 05/08/10 10:28 PM
Try not messaging him for a few days and see what happens...I mean, what do you have to lose?
:)

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Fri 08/22/08 06:38 PM
Edited by Jersey_Devil on Fri 08/22/08 06:38 PM
Pat Banatar , love is a battlefield(seriously , lol)

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Fri 08/22/08 06:36 PM
Edited by Jersey_Devil on Fri 08/22/08 06:36 PM
Take every thing with a grain of salt while traveling the roads into the land of the Internet.
Pictures are a must, if anything to give you an idea of what that person looks like.
Except for the "Torso" pictures, i would think that a face connected to a body would be a better indication of a real profile.
JMO.

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Wed 08/20/08 08:15 PM
LMFAO...I almost forgot about that song!
How fitting!
laugh

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Wed 08/20/08 08:09 PM

devil She was greatdevil

Somehow i KNEW every guy on the site would be claiming the glory for this one , lol.
And yeah, she was HOT!

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Wed 08/20/08 08:07 PM

How do you know for sure it was her and not someone that looked like her?

Oh..i know that ass tattoo anywhere, lol.
lets just say, i have photographic memory for certain things!
drinker

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Wed 08/20/08 08:06 PM

damn..dont see that often do you:wink:

might i add youre hot blushing

haha


Lol.
Thank You, so are you1
:tongue:

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Wed 08/20/08 07:49 PM
Being a single guy, on occasion i like to surf the net for some harmless porn.
Call it a hobby of mine if you wish, but the thing that blew (pardon the pum) my mind was seeing someone i dated back in high school performing on an "amateur" flick ONLINE!
Holy crap, there she was doing things that were disturbing (and yet interesting) in ways that defy gravity!!!
Somehow i will never remember that girl the same way...

:tongue:

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Wed 08/20/08 06:18 PM
Edited by Jersey_Devil on Wed 08/20/08 06:19 PM

Two words sweetie: RESTRAINING ORDER

worked with my ex-husband, could mean a world of peace w/ yours
Although i have heard that:
Restraining orders are just another way to say:
"I love you"

Sorry, just trying to bring the mood up a little...
Carry on...
oops

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Wed 08/20/08 06:16 PM
Indecent Guy here!!!
:tongue:

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Wed 08/20/08 04:52 PM


I don't get why she thinks she can blame me, she cheated on me, she left me, she lied to me, all I did was get drunk and move away to get my head straight. I would stop talking to her, but I need tax info yet so I can get financial Aid for school, I need my stuff back yet, then after all that and the divorce, I am leaving no trace to be found, but she's like a dog, she knows my scent and tracks me down and tries to eat my soul. She is a demon dog that I wish I could put down.



Wrong attitude man...
She didn't leave you and cheated on you.
She got out of your life and took all her negativity and drama with her.
YOU ARE FREE NOW!
Breathe deep and thank whatever higher force you believe in for getting that person out of your path to success!

:thumbsup:

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Wed 08/20/08 04:33 PM
Bounce back, man.
You are the master of your own destiny!
Look at yourself in the mirror and with conviction tell yourself:
"You are INDESTRUCTIBLE"
We have all been there at one time or another, release the anger on a punching bag, or exercise machine.
Screw what she thinks of you, she wants you to be an a-hole then be an a-hole with dignity!
Find your center and get yourself up on your feet!
The best revenge is SUCCESS!
drinker

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Wed 08/20/08 04:29 PM
I would leave my home and my job for KATE BECKINSALE!
:tongue:

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Wed 08/20/08 02:51 PM
Sounds like another version of the dreaded:
"Friends With benefits" idea.
huh

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Tue 08/19/08 09:09 PM
Mild...
I have a thing for submissive chics
pitchfork

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Tue 08/19/08 09:07 PM
Oh , no you can't!
devil

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Tue 08/19/08 09:05 PM
explode Shuh Igrumble Nohwell Gfrustrated Lfrown Esad

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Tue 08/19/08 09:00 PM
"Now YOUS can't leave"
Sonny in "A Bronx Tale"

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Tue 08/19/08 08:58 PM
And i though you people only used crop circles for that!
laugh