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Wed 01/03/24 12:57 AM
Good Morning Lubbly Mingle Friends :cake:

Wishing you all a sooper dooper kinda day :heart:


(excludes fakes and scammers) :joy:

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Tue 01/02/24 04:00 PM
A princess Diana or Kylie look a like :joy::heart_eyes:

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Tue 01/02/24 03:59 PM

I never read anything that's funny here, I mostly just write something funny here. well I think it's funny.


I think there's lots to make you laugh, reading some of the threads (specially the jokes section) usually makes me laugh... :smile:

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Tue 01/02/24 03:57 PM

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh.

(Well I laughed :sweat_smile: )




:joy: I like it...
What's the cheapest car on the road?



A stolen one :joy::red_car:

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Sun 12/31/23 09:23 AM
:joy: :joy:
The irs ought to give you something back too...
The selfish buggers... :joy:

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Sun 12/31/23 06:36 AM

I like giving Cash, it works well for those I give to can buy whatever they want to. :smile:

People who bye gifts without knowing what the individual would like or needs is a waste of money. Many will not appreciate their gift and may give it away.


I like the way Toodygirl thinks, and to me it makes sense to give cash as presents, and the person can buy what they need or add more cash and buy things they were saving up for...


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Sun 12/31/23 06:33 AM

I Have Fond Memories of Childhood Playing :
Hide-the Pot-and Seek.
Snakes n ladders ( Using Real Snakes ).
Dodgeball ( Using a 40 Lb Ball ).
Monkey in the Middle ( Using a Rabid PitBull )
happy


Yeah the carefreeness of being children, not being arrested :joy: and generally chewing the cud :joy:

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Sun 12/31/23 06:32 AM

Board and cards both fun to play


Sometimes I wonder if we're good times, or just the carefreeness of being children and not having to worry about bills :joy:

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Sun 12/31/23 06:30 AM

Growing up in a family of 4 boys, it was very competitive in all aspects, study, career, sport, dating, gaming, music, and getting up to naughtiness without getting caught :joy:🤣

And one of our regular Christmas /New Year things was playing board games with the family...

Now with Mum, Dad and two oldest brothers having departed long ago, playing board games with the family is one the things I severely miss, that chance to catch up, and generally appreciate the family or to swap recipes, tricks or names of music tracks as well as catching up on family topics...

Christmas and New Year always leave me feeling reminiscent...

Does anyone else feel like this too?
Or is it just moi? :joy:

Definitely Jaan, be it the Christmas holidays or any holidays, i start them with the memories I had with my cousins 🥰

We used to be together in our grandpa's house during holidays when our parents leave for work.. so we used to play all types of games like snake n ladder, carrom board, hide n seek, last letter word game n the most favourite Dumb Charades game which we enjoy alot ☺

I taught those games to my kids too n they play for sometime only n put the rest of the playtime only on the games in mobile :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

those childhood days of mine with my cousins were the best ❤

Thankyou for bringing this topic, it gave me a glimpse of happiness :blush:


Awwwwwe Hiya Aatheera,

Yeah gosh Carrom, now there's a word you don't hear often, even the elders/parents would play that, after the kids have gone to sleep, while drinking or smoking a hookah (hubbly bubbly) and if you were lucky to be awake, you would hear stories about our uncles, aunties and parents...

In my father's case, worked his entire life from the age of 12, at age 15 he ran away from home and goat herding / farming to Africa, where he must have made a great impression on my mother's father, so much so that he (mother's father) let them marry, then he saved his family (wife and 3 kids) from that fruitcake dictator idi amin, when he went skitzo in the membrane. And finally we ended up here in UK as unwantef immigrants and racism :rolling_eyes:...

I won't be able to his shoes for sure, but I try to be a good role model for my kids too as my father and mother were good role models to us :pray:...

Happy New Year to you and yours too :confetti_ball::tada::beers::wine_glass::pray:

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Sun 12/31/23 06:16 AM

I remember some of those late night games.


Hi Miss Cat,

Yeahhh, fond memories always put a smile on our faces... Even though sometimes we may smile without realising..

Happy New Year to you and yours... :tada::confetti_ball::pray::beers::wine_glass:

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Sun 12/31/23 06:14 AM


Growing up in a family of 4 boys, it was very competitive in all aspects, study, career, sport, dating, gaming, music, and getting up to naughtiness without getting caught :joy:🤣

And one of our regular Christmas /New Year things was playing board games with the family...

Now with Mum, Dad and two oldest brothers having departed long ago, playing board games with the family is one the things I severely miss, that chance to catch up, and generally appreciate the family or to swap recipes, tricks or names of music tracks as well as catching up on family topics...

Christmas and New Year always leave me feeling reminiscent...

Does anyone else feel like this too?
Or is it just moi? :joy:



Jaan :thumbsup:

I was Studying a Broad,
but I Remember Playing Brassknuckle Cards
with My Kindergarten Classmates.

Or at Home, with my Neighbors, I Use to Play Monopoly, Using Real Money.
But the Neighbors Finally Realized I Cheated
them like a Good Dracula Landlord. bigsmile



I liked Dracula 🧛‍♂️ :joy:...

He mostly always gets his girl...

Although her family breaks his heart with a steak 🥩 through his :joy:🤣

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Sun 12/31/23 06:11 AM

"Where has all the laughter gone...long time passing..."



Hiya Mike,

I've always believed there's sunshine happiness around every corner, it's just about how we approach it, with positive energy or negativity...

Give us a song on your guitar now please :joy::pray:

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Sun 12/31/23 06:07 AM

And I'am Grateful This Year ( 3023 ) for :

#1 - for Smaller Alimony Payments.

#2 - My New Cattle Prods.

#3 - All My Tofu Stuffed Turducken Leftovers.

#4 - My Lifetime Supply of Sildenafil Citrate.

#5 - The Revarnishing of My Wife's Peg Leg.

#6 - The Grand Opening in My Neighborhood
of Madame Tussaud's House of Pain.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ drinks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Lots to be greatful for :joy:

My alimony payments stopped when the kids turned 18 :pray::joy:

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Sun 12/31/23 06:05 AM

Where has All the Laughter Gone ??

It Seems Down My Pants oops ill


Hahaha your comments always make me laugh :joy:

Could you be so kind as to sprinkle a little of your self on some of our not so humerous members :joy:🤣🤣

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Sun 12/31/23 06:03 AM


I am happy, and if I win the Lotto, I will be very happy, and if I win a few mill on the Lotto I will be ecstatic.smile2


Hi Mr Duttoneer,

Good luck with your lotto :four_leaf_clover:🤞

Sadly, my understanding of humankind is...

We hope to win a huge amount of money which would be life changing as you know...

But in reality...

If we win 1 Million, we wish it was 10 millions
And if we win 10 millions, we wish it was 100 millions :joy:

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Sun 12/31/23 06:00 AM





Ummmm Yep...

Where has all the laughter gone? :confused::thinking:

Why does everyone seem like the sky is gonna fall down on their bonce? :joy:


Two words: Joe Biden


phhhhtttasleep


Hey Motown Downtown,

I take it your not a Biden fan either?
By the way I know nothing of politics :joy:


I'm not a fan of throwing politics into every discussion.



Me neither Mr Downtown... :thumbsup:
I'd rather be a goat herderer than a pollytishun :joy:

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Sun 12/31/23 05:58 AM

Return of General Jaan in Doh Assembly


General :joy:🤣🤣

More like trainee teaboy and apprentice goat herderer :joy: :goat: :sheep: :ram: :ram:

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Sun 12/31/23 05:55 AM

The wussies who can't handle a joke
killed laughter in many places.


The wussies :joy:...
I'm getting fed up with the woke agenda...

It's like the clowns that go on the demonstrations, they hire 10 coaches at over £1500= each and claim to support the countries in wars etc...

Where, if they had donated that total monies if over £15000= I'm sure it would help provide food, shelter and water...

It's like the older that humankind becomes, the more stupid it's becoming too :rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes::joy:🤣

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Sun 12/31/23 05:51 AM


Ummmm Yep...

Where has all the laughter gone? :confused::thinking:




Lemme check... :wink:



Well Miss Vous de l' :joy:
Did you have a look and find it?
Was it behind the sofa? :joy:


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Fri 12/29/23 03:55 AM
Thank you Robin, Best Wishes to you too for the New Year.... :pray:

@JulieABush, think Robin meant addition :joy:

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