quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Shut up Dan
thought I would let it go didnt you
shut up Dan |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Its tea time in wonderland
no prob I got plenty
I got useless knowledge runnin out of my ears |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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More MJ Jokes
aside from one or two, those arent really very funny
ya'll can do better |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Its tea time in wonderland
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: How about, WTF is a hatter? Alice in wonder land yo! Ahhhhhhhh. So that means he's in a fantasy world, no? "mad hatter" come from the old hat makers who used tannin to cure the felt (rabbit fur) with mercury. and the mercury fumes would give them brain damage hence the phrase "mad as a hatter"
Edited by quiet_2008 on Tue 06/30/09 07:43 PM
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Its tea time in wonderland
might?
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quiet_2008
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New here please check me out
looks perfect
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
Topic:
Its tea time in wonderland
where does the white go when the snow melts?
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Its tea time in wonderland
if oranges were blue would we still call it orange juice?
Edited by quiet_2008 on Tue 06/30/09 07:25 PM
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
oh
now that you mention it it WAS Democrats that got us into WW2 the Korean War the Viet Nam War and Bosnia/Kosovo |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Men never win
most men have learned this by the first grade
you will never ever win an argument with a woman and if you DO she'll make you regret it the rest of your life |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Brand of LAPTOP
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
some people just collect pictures regardless of whether they know em or not
I get friends invites all the time from people I never heard of. They seem offended when I say no but all the friends on my profile really are friends |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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how to start over again?
there is only one way to eat an elephant
one bite at a time that means no matter how big and intimidating something looks just take it one bite at a time |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
I coded a couple of months ago
but I was asleep and missed all the excitement I had a cool dream though I was getting dressed up to go somewhere and putting on my dress boots. When I stood up I realized I was in a hospital gown and thought "oh, I'm not going anywhere" and then I woke up in cardio ICU |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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You may have already won!
every time I get those and they have a postage paid return envelope
I stuff the return envelope with all my other junk mail and send it to em |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Shut up Dan
we knew
we just weren't gonna say anything shut up Dan |
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Your most liked memories
we used to have property close to Stephenville, TX. A hundred acres of mostly pecan and oak trees with a creek running through the middle.
I was about six and would get up at dawn and get my dad to help me saddle Big Red. I had to get on a tree stump to reach the stirrup. I would take a sammich lunch and a .22 and ride all day through the woods and shoot the .22 and eat sammiches and drink creek water till sunset. He was a great horse, I could shoot the gun from horseback and he would never flinch. I was crushed when he died
Edited by quiet_2008 on Tue 06/30/09 05:57 PM
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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So much for family...
step away from the mouse with your hands in the air
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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So much for family...
while I was at dialysis today I was watching CNN and they said he had assets of around $500 million with about $300 million in debts
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quiet_2008
Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138 |
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Why do women...
Q. How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. women can cook in the dark
Edited by quiet_2008 on Tue 06/30/09 05:29 PM
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