I had a dog once that was a machinist ... every time he had to take a leak he made a bolt for the door....

I don't want you to fall in love with me just because I build custom guitars, but I would like you to fall in love with my guitars...

You look like a beautiful Irish Rose But we also need to know what will nouruish your delicate pedals and
how sharp and thick are your thorns. Please let us know more about you.

Will you be my body guard - I pay very well

Fish is slang term used by poker players, it means a sucker

All is forgiven, you're young, you'll learn.

To those that believe, it is real, to the others it really just doesn't matter.

You didn't miss me because you didn't know me
but maybe we will become friends

"'Tis better to have loved and lost and received many steak dinners, lots of jewelry and a great trip to Vegas, than to never have loved at all."

If only I were half my age.....

Does it matter?

You did the right thing Any man with half a brain would keep you as a friend, if not more.

Welcome! You are as beautiful as the Smokey Mountains

.....if you are that clumsy, then you just might fall in love

Transforming

I tried it once.... it was still uneatable....

The earth many times in conjunction with my M14

You will have fun in here, just keep posting...

Welcome, welcome. Just enjoy - laugh and learn

Dual personality disorder!