go to salvation army get a bus ticket somewhere else where he has a friend so he can start rebuilding his life

I ate 2 pieces of supreme pizza well one i'm about to eat!

free flight tickets

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock.

Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

you know in your heart

I don't think a woman will want to take on the responsibility of rescuing you no one wants to be played i think thats a no brainer perhaps redoing your profile and putting a more positive spin on things might be helpful

I'd start planning our wedding

she wanted double the pleasure