Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
I really enjoy it, Kristi...keeps me away from the TV & the comp & you KNOW that's a good thing!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
Good morning, peeps! Just taking a real quick break from my painting...hope everyone is doing well!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
Whoo hoo! Today is my one year anniversary on Mingle...Look at meeee! Haven't been on much, lately...been painting a butt-load of ceramics...they are turning out so well!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
Whoo hoo! Today is my one year anniversary on Mingle! Look at meeeeeee!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
QUOTE: Good morning kids. Oh man! Am I glad yesterday is over. Too wierd to describe cause it was so unbelievable but, the short of it was I was highjacked into being the voice of reason during an intervention for two people I have never met. After hearing their problems, my best advice was start over. Sell everything you got. Move to a different town. Change everything about your appearance. Become different people and never be you again. Go figure....me as the voice of reason. Anyway, I am headed back to their place with my best friend and we are gonna throw away everything that cannot be sold. Trash, trinkets, keepsakes, photos....today I strip away two strangers lives down to absolute nothing. This has been a really strange week. I know it's been really crazy for you, but you've always been a friend indeed for a friend in need...lemme know if you find any hamsters in that mess...the snake needs feeding... |
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
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Good morning
Daron! Welcome to Texas Chat!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
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i did it.
Can I tweak yer nippies?
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
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".45"
My ex-husband stuck a .45 to my forehead (he was tripping on way too much mescaline)...I didn't even have enough time to bend over & kiss my azz goodbye. So, I committed my last act of defiance & said "Go ahead, you (fokking azzhole)...DO IT! Cuz once I'm dead I won't have to put up with you stupid azz anymore!" He hesitated for just that one second & his bros were able to push his arm up & wrestle the piece away from him... Drugs/booze & weapons do NOT mix.
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
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Cell phone distractions
That's why I'm glad I don't have a cell... I know they're handy & a must-have for people with kids...but if I'm having a convo with you, have the courtesy to distract me by saying "Look behind you!" & then discreetly check to see who's calling...
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
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If you owned a
Duct tape...
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
   HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ED!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
QUOTE: I am in Carrollton...Kristi is in Fort Worth, Curtis is Arlington, Kim (yellowrose) is in Arlington...Carol is in Houston. Nice to meet you I'm in Mansfield when Tami is not forgetting about me...pfffffft! 
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
Disagree just to disagree...
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
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HATERS..........
QUOTE: QUOTE: I love all animals...especially with the extra-crispy crust... KFC? 
[/quote 11 special herbs & spices... |
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
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HATERS..........
I love all animals...especially with the extra-crispy crust...
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
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Happy Birthday to Carold
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROL!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
Mmmmm...cushy!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
*streaks through this thread naked* Close your eyes, girls! I can't find a freakin' bath towel!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
Freakin' mail didn't come, again!
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13122 |
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Texas FREEDOM Rocks
Oh "swoon" my ***! *BURP* I need another beer!
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