Community > Posts By > Unknow

 
no photo
Tue 11/28/23 06:26 AM

I am a 46 y/o male looking for someone to grow old with. I want a best friend first, I will not hook up, sex can wait. I am in SE Missouri.



Well, I Found Many Wonderful Women at
the Island of Rikers.

no photo
Tue 11/28/23 04:53 AM

Hi everyone,

Id like to get to know someone safe, honest, kind, and cool to see if we could potentially be a good fit for partners n life for however long it lasts. I'm a decent person with a budonka-donk behind. Great sense of humor. Seeking similar interested like minded man to chill with once in awhile. And I'm not much of a chatter. Thank you!:)


Okay GREAT ~~~~ Can I See Your BUDONKA-DONK blushing

no photo
Tue 11/28/23 04:51 AM

badunkadunk: (African-American vernacular) voluptuous buttocks, especially of a woman.


OHH I See .......... BOOTYLICIOUS drool

no photo
Tue 11/28/23 04:40 AM

Hi everyone,

Id like to get to know someone safe, honest, kind, and cool to see if we could potentially be a good fit for partners n life for however long it lasts. I'm a decent person with a budonka-donk behind. Great sense of humor. Seeking similar interested like minded man to chill with once in awhile. And I'm not much of a chatter. Thank you!:)


BUDONKA-DONK ?? Could You Explain in Detail
What that Means ?? what

no photo
Mon 11/27/23 03:28 PM
What Makes Me Happy is When
the Large Antique Steamer Trunks
in my Basement, Stop Bouncing Around.

no photo
Mon 11/27/23 10:56 AM
Edited by Unknow on Mon 11/27/23 11:54 AM
I'am a Animal Lover.
The District Attorney calls me a Mature Pig. tongue2

no photo
Mon 11/27/23 07:00 AM
"LOVE" is Likened to the Summer Morning Wild Flowers
They Bloom in All their Glory,
until the Sun comes Out and they Wither and become just a Memory.

no photo
Mon 11/27/23 05:28 AM
50 is just a number.

True Love Transcends the Span of Time.

We do Not Know the Value of what we have,
until it becomes a Memory.

no photo
Sun 11/26/23 10:10 AM


This Reminds me of Catholic Primary School,
when Sister Innocencia Caught Me Looking at
the National Geographic Magazines in the Library. blushing

Curious to know what issue was that? At least National Geographic is a wholesome magazine:thumbsup: .


Native Women of the Amazon Jungle.

no photo
Sat 11/25/23 02:09 PM

How is it going with single ones


Ripley's Believe it or not. NOT !! noway

no photo
Sat 11/25/23 04:35 AM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INSANITY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

is this Fake Mingle Dating Site. ill explode

no photo
Fri 11/24/23 12:18 PM
This Reminds me of Catholic Primary School,
when Sister Innocencia Caught Me Looking at
the National Geographic Magazines in the Library. blushing

no photo
Wed 11/22/23 01:06 PM

Yes porn can be bad for a relationship since it can be addictive.


TRUE.
Just Like Loving Upside Down Pineapples.

no photo
Wed 11/22/23 08:08 AM

Well I’m an expert Nuru massage therapist And I also do happy ending Are you down to meet me I promise my rates are fair


Shazam !! I'am In !!
But I have an Elk Sized Nuru,
so you will probably have to Charge me Double.
ill blushing

no photo
Wed 11/22/23 07:19 AM

I m looking local guys for gang bang read Profil


Shazam !! I'am in like a Dirty Shirt in a Hamper !!

I'am a Loco Guy Looking to Gag Bang. love drool

no photo
Mon 11/20/23 03:04 PM




Do Sucker Fish Really Suck ?? what


Yes they do... I actually caught one on a Deep Sea fishing excursion and the guard slapped it on his chest to show it would stick to him...

I actually have a pic of it somewhere on my phone lol...


Shazam !! Good thing the Guard didn't Slap the Sucker Fish on his Groin Area !!
scared


Was suppose to say guide not guard lmao~~~laugh laugh laugh



Thanks for the Clarification.
I Thought You were on a Prison Ship.






no photo
Mon 11/20/23 11:20 AM


Do Sucker Fish Really Suck ?? what


Yes they do... I actually caught one on a Deep Sea fishing excursion and the guard slapped it on his chest to show it would stick to him...

I actually have a pic of it somewhere on my phone lol...


Shazam !! Good thing the Guard didn't Slap the Sucker Fish on his Groin Area !!
scared

no photo
Mon 11/20/23 10:23 AM


Do Sucker Fish Really Suck ?? what



Hmmmm... Now you've got me thinking....

I've come to conclusion that what we need is...
A genuine albino guniea pig:joy:


Public Notice
Genuine albino guniea pig wanted...
Apply by DM to anyone in this thread except me:joy::joy:



Well My Ex-Wife's Lawyer called me a PIG.
And when I saw the Monthly Alimony Payments,
I Turned WHITE.

no photo
Mon 11/20/23 09:16 AM
"LOVE"
is Giving Your Organs to Your Wife,
to Save Her Life.
Eventhough You Might Die from it.

no photo
Sat 11/18/23 03:31 PM
Edited by Unknow on Sat 11/18/23 03:32 PM


COW TOSSING.



I've heard of cow tipping... Tossing, not so much...




Yes, It is a Most Difficult Task.
It Helps if you have some Wild Turkey.