Good evening, damn it!

a new nightee

how's the shell going?

well, now that it's been a week, how's the painting going?

a heating pad

wing king

If I stay off the sidewalks then who's gonna keep me on the straight and narrow?

what's the damn tatoo?

dresses up like Holly Hobby to chase rabbits

I guess you'll just have to figure it out
you could always use the spatter technique

I guess the question is how big is the room. a dark blue will make the room look smaller

not croch (bad spelling!) and it's a b**** to have bad directions...I hate that!

if it's too hot, that won't help your cold. drink plenty of fluids and get plenty of rest

how do you get rid of a brain cramp?

woohoo...someone who notices! knows how to wag a tail

a tootsie roll balanced on the nose

Absolutely!...aren't brain cramps a problem too?

Be creative. Use stencils-cut them out of folded paper. Use it only as a wall border at the top, about 6" down from the ceiling. If it's too hot in the room, paint naked.

Do guys all get better looking at closing time?

a dog bone collar