I never have "normal" dreams....every time I dream it's like I'm tripping on something. Although sometimes I will have several dreams in one night, one after the other. If this happens then I usually wake up with a headache.

I like the gratuitous "flipping off the camera" photo. It's dark, out of focus, and cliche....perfect!

There are charming teenagers out there?

My favorite part of the story was when your friend was punching you in the head to get you going.

It's late, I'm bored, so wondering if you guys have any.

Here's my favorite: "If it moves, shoot it with a Canon" -Canon USA

Hey Ese, you need to get the shirt that says on the back: "If you can read this then the B**** fell off!"

I'm a little OCD myself and have always been big on grammar, spelling and punctuation. Even when I text I could never use that abbreviated crap. I think the problem with that is that once you get used to using it so much, you will have problems in the future because you will have forgotten how to spell common words which may come to the light in the workplace.

If you're married to the guy then it's too late to want a different kind of man, you knew who he was when you married him.

I know how to change a tire / change oil in my car, I can fix things around the house but I hate plumbing and dare not touch anything electrical. I work more with my mind than my hands, my job and the money I make revolves around the computer, email, instant messaging, and taking clients out to get them shnockered at the bar.

If you want to marry a construction worker, then marry a construction worker.

I suppose as long as you can run faster than the group of dork you should be ok, just throw moonpies over your shoulder to distract them.

Aww, I love lesbians

Dude! Couldn't you have your name be HandsomeBrazilian or something? I came in here with different expectations :P

Wut u mean yo? I think when dey isnt reel dog is wen its like ofensive i be like yo i never dis befoe - aww yea foo.

So, anyone doing this today? (I should probably say did since some stores opened at midnight and all the good deals are gone by now).

Any great deals? Any horror stories?

You know Amazon is selling all of their non-iPhone cell phones for a penny? I'm thinking about that Motorolla Razr since it's so cheap right now.

So wait, do I have to wait 15 minutes like going swimming after I eat food? That just gave me a funny image in my head of some guy running down the hall and falling while yelling "AAAHHHH! Charlie horse!"

Meh, you can't really put all your eggs in one basket. The best way to meet people is the good old fashioned way, through friends / work / social gatherings / etc. Meeting someone face to face is going to be much better than an online profile. You tend to lose the "human" aspect and are now just a paragraph or two and a couple of pictures.

Find a group that centers around something you like to do or volunteer at some events, you'll start meeting new people and making new friends which could lead to "the one". It's all about networking, online dating sites are just one avenue.

Hard liquor!

Judas Priest!

And a small concert by LA Guns although I missed the Tesla concert because I was out of town :(

Definitely a positive thing.

I completely agree with all of this, by paying Congress a sizable salary they have all become career politicians.

Och laddie! Dat's a gallus accent ye ave thare, reminds me of me dear departed uncle Angus! Ow will ye find out if ye can swim or not if ye dunna get inta tha waters?