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Thu 04/02/15 08:18 AM



God has a female neshama or soul in the Bible when he approaches us closer.

I agree!!:thumbsup:
Women should not always be expected to make the coffee the first thing each morning. As a matter of fact the Bible says, "Hebrews".. tongue2 :laughing:

It also states a woman's place is in the kitchen.

And when the woman enters the kitchen the whole world shall rejoice and sing allelujha.

As stated too, women live longer than men, you know why??what
Because men keep telling us our place is in the kitchen, and that's where the knives are.. pitchfork devil :laughing:

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Thu 04/02/15 06:33 AM

Seychelles, in the summer! Booked and paid for the holiday for me and my missus two weeks ago! drinksdrinks

been to Seychelles and it's such a lovely place:thumbsup: , stayed in Eden Island, hired a car and roam around with a map.. beautiful beaches and kind people too!! .. have fun!!smile2

my next destination is Japan!! trying to catch up for Cherry Blossomwhoa ..

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Thu 04/02/15 12:31 AM

God has a female neshama or soul in the Bible when he approaches us closer.

I agree!!:thumbsup:
Women should not always be expected to make the coffee the first thing each morning. As a matter of fact the Bible says, "Hebrews".. tongue2 :laughing:

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Wed 04/01/15 11:35 AM
the Motto is: Collect and collect then select.. Hi there!! waving

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Wed 04/01/15 11:00 AM


"Why did God create man first?

Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species."

noway oops


Yeah, yeah.
Took some dirt off the middle and placed it on her chest

I beg to disagree!!grumble

What did God say after He created man??
"I can do better than this!!".. so He created a Woman.. scared waving

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Mon 03/30/15 04:13 PM
you can find them in horror booth or haunted house..shocked bigsmile

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Mon 03/30/15 04:04 PM
Man says to God: " Why did You make a woman so beautiful??"

God says: " So you would love her."

Man says to God: " But God, why did You make her so dumb??"

God says: " So she would love you."


tears frustrated hahaha!! fair enough!! lol:laughing:

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Mon 03/30/15 02:19 PM
have patience, because the ladies are still warming up..explode :wink:

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Sat 03/28/15 03:08 PM


I thought "Deep Throat" was a movie about a giraffe...lol!!drool :laughing:
rofl rofl rofl rofl now that's deep...

in this movie one sperm asked "how long are we going to know the winner??", another sperm answered " long way dude, we are still in the tonsil".. lmao!! :banana: sad

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Wed 03/25/15 04:39 PM
this movie THE CROODS is a wonderful one!!

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Mon 03/23/15 07:27 AM
the movie. FROZEN. . even the theme song Let It Go is outstanding!!

biggrin bigsmile lkbiggrin

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Sat 03/21/15 09:58 PM
if a woman wonders all of these will she be called Wonder Woman?? what noway

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Sat 03/21/15 09:46 PM

Dumb but arrogant manager + smart employee = empty shop and failed business.

this means Recession!!frustrated :laughing:


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Sat 03/21/15 01:54 PM
Edited by Smirnoff7605 on Sat 03/21/15 01:57 PM


WISE Manager + WISE Employee = PROFIT!

WISE Manager + DUMB Employee = PRODUCTION!

DUMB Manager + WISE Employee = PROMOTION!

DUMB Manager + DUMB Employee = OVERTIME!


thoughts?? :laughing: slaphead

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Sat 03/14/15 05:40 PM
I thought "Deep Throat" was a movie about a giraffe...lol!!drool :laughing:

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Tue 03/10/15 12:31 PM
Because for men, life is like a penis..simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely..Then women make it hard...they wanna show off the kind of life they have..:banana: drool

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Fri 03/06/15 11:08 AM
Edited by Smirnoff7605 on Fri 03/06/15 12:02 PM
.-- life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind..laugh :banana:

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Fri 03/06/15 01:14 AM

Yes you have the right to express your opinion and ******* I have the right to punch you in the face if
I don't like it!!rant frustrated

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Tue 03/03/15 09:13 PM
sick..am just over with my flu now my tonsilitis.. i feel am being punishedtears tears

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Mon 03/02/15 08:33 PM

laugh

Because if that happens, it becomes a career.



a Career with no income, only outcome..lol!! noway