Topic: 16 Years Of Meat
Loves2Please's photo
Tue 02/27/07 01:31 PM


It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman,
with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him
with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do
about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy
was 16. She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the
teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop
and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell
your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last
free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother.

The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I
have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16
years and watch the expression on his face!"

goosefraba's photo
Tue 02/27/07 01:38 PM
that was funny as heck :smile: :smile:

no photo
Tue 02/27/07 01:53 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Loves2Please's photo
Wed 02/28/07 07:39 AM
Hmmm Now I wonder if my mom had free MILK Hell im a lil on the lite
side,,and I am mixed,,so it could of been with the Ketchup
Guy,,lol,,Hinze57 ,,Hawiian,German,Indian,Polish,Black,,,So There,,lol

verbatimeb's photo
Wed 02/28/07 09:47 AM
Another good one.

laugh

herewego's photo
Wed 02/28/07 09:59 AM
loves2.. that was great..

Loves2Please's photo
Wed 02/28/07 10:15 AM
Hey Herewego,,long time,,hope you enjoy the jokes still,,and along with
everyone else,,hope to see more new people smiling,,,,love to all